And a short parody:
Abominable Snow Man Objects to "Abominable"
Near Land of Misfit Toys--The Abominable Snow Man said today that he objects to the adjective "abominable", calling it a word rife with negative connotations.
"I've been greatly misunderstood. It's not my fault. I was an altar boy when I was kid. My dog ate my home work. God made me this way. I'm personally opposed to attacking people. My behavior has been inbred by evolution."