May 30, 2006

Wow

Nostalgic about 1995? Hmm... makes me want to lapse into parody...
Local Man Yearns for Last Month

COLUMBUS, OH-- John Switzer pines for an earlier period of his life. 29 days ago. No, not much happened in the interim. "It was a forgettable month as far as months go," he says.

But he keenly misses the "golden age" twenty-nine days ago when he was a month younger and "all the world seemed at his feet".

"I long for the gilden era of my life 29 days ago. The television show 24 was not on hiatus. I had more hair. The sky was a bluer..."

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