My Ratings Ploy
I heard that Donald Trump, after a multi-day waiting period during which he solomonically considered whether or not to fire Miss USA for conduct unbecoming, announced at a press conference yesterday that the young miss will be allowed to continue her reign.
Is that not perfect? This is why Trump gets paid the big bucks. Now instead of five people paying attention to the pageant you have at least twenty.
So, taking a page out of the Trump marketing book, I will announce next Tuesday whether or not I will fire myself as a blogger. Should I be fact fired, the second in command, Ham o' Bone, will take over.
Update: Doh! I just ruined my ratings ploy by the title of this post. You can't tell everyone it's a marketing ploy and expect the number of viewers/readers to spike!