March 10, 2007

Miraculous Properties of Unassuming Household Products

You've probably received those chain emails that ascribe wonderful properties to banal household products. I recently got one that went like this:
Wesson Oil eliminates ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Dawn kills fleas instantly...Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

Bounce is a rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Natch, this seemed ripe for parody. Click to enlarge:

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