April 19, 2007

Parody Song Thursday

To tune of Eddie Murphy's "My Girl Wants to Party All the Time"
Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
You're still on your laptop
what am I to do?

My girl wants to blog all the time
blog all the time
blog all the time...
My girl wants to blog all the time
blog all the time.

Girl
I've seen you in cafes just hanging out and bloggin'.
You give your prose to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out there opinin'.
I wish you bring some of that home to me.
_______________________________
To Beastie Boys' tune "You Gotta Fight..."
You wake up late for mass and you don't wanna go
You ask your papa please but he still says no.
Time to give the kids some meat to chew,
'cuz it all went to hell after '62!

chorus: You gotta fight...
For the rite...
Of Pius

Your uncle caught ya prayin' and he said no way
That hypocrite says three rosaries a day
Novus ordo is such a drag
my mom threw away my Latin Mass mag (busted)

You gotta fight...
For the rite...
of Pius

Teachin' my kids the Gregorian chant,
'cuz it beats that Haugen Haas watered-down cant,
papa don't preach, give us the old trad rite
so we'll finally see an end to this long sad night.

--(Inspired by this)

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