March 31, 2007

OSU-FLA Rematch?


They say that the stock market "climbs a wall of worry" and that's what it's like for Buckeye fans as they (the players) produce nail-biter after nail-biter, though fortunately with less nail-biting in each passing game.

In Monday's title game, Bill Luse's gatorades (should they beat UCLA) will be highly favored but...

<---the incomparable Mike Conley
Cal Thomas on Tony Snow's Faith
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The Sacraments


Killjoys one and all
be rationalists and others,
who see God’s gifts to man
and hide beneath the covers.

That long past Passover
is not their type of mission,
for blood o’er the lintel
is merely superstition!

Why should the Jews be saved
through seeming human action,
what merit in lamb’s blood
paint by a tribal faction?

The sacraments denied
then creation was mistaken,
our happiness decried
if God’s Word is thus forsaken.

Why must an act of love –
wheat into God transfigured
be seen as “knock on wood”
as if just bread had lingered?

What scandal must arise
when reading of the one,
who touched His hem of garment
and by relic she was won.

I don’t know why it’s said
that grace comes but invisible
when clearly we are made
by God of something visible.

Many do complain
He forgives us far too quickly
as if our sins erased
suggests that God is sickly.

Some Catholics do suppose
that the sacraments are nice
just don’t treat them like a virtue
or they’ll soon become a vice.

I prefer to hear Pope Pius
a saint and to us leaven
who said Holy Communion
is the shortest way to Heaven.

March 30, 2007


Lent

Swift she comes ere Niagra's drop
rapids to ferry the lukewarm,
a smudge of care upon your brow
like some elemental form.

Long those pentitent lines do beg--
not to receive the Christ but dust,
that which we are and shall return
a heedless death to self we must.

“All times the same” is rank presumption
Pray God the holy tithe be kept,
deny no grace that we have coming
this time, this Lent, we do accept.

And as the expiration nears
the soul sings minor chords,
yet if the horse prepares for battle
the victory shall be the Lord’s.

And when the gooseflesh starts to prickle
at the cries of days of yore,
the Holy Wounds assure the fickle
it was our sins that He bore.
Countercultural Reading

Every once in awhile a book comes along that refreshes the palate and serves as a tonic for whatever ills are currently plaguing the body republic.

Back in the Clinton years, the constant ingestation of spinelessness prompted a slow reading of Robertson's magisterial bio of Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson.

It was like spending time in a beautiful dream, reading of that bygone era and of long dead man who stuck to Christ and principle like glue. (I was able to overlook the fundamental error of Jackson's fighting for the wrong side.)

Now at last I've found the biblio-foil for the Bush years. After drinking from a sea of incompetence, at least with respect to Iraq*, how nice to spend some time in the land of competence when things went right in an almost magical way. I'm speaking of the years of Reagan and Thatcher & John Paul II, when there was a healthy suspicion of government and souls (Bush on Putin: "I saw into his soul..."; Reagan: "Trust but verify!"; Vatican curia: ostpolitik;...John Paul II: "Be not afraid!").

John O'Sullivan's The President, the Pope, and the Prime Minister is remarkably well-written, a joy to read. If this were a just world it would be a bestseller. O'Sullivan shares released Soviet documents that allow insight into what they were thinking, and how they tried to avoid the fall of their empire.

It's interesting to see that our European allies, who during the '70s were growing increasingly fond of the Soviets compared to the Americans due to their own socially leftward move, unwittingly helped cause the fall. Russia was so pleased by what they hoped would be an eventual complete rift between America and Western Europe that they didn't want to jeopardize that by crushing Poland the way they did with other Eastern European countries in the '50s and '60s.

One realizes in reading this book that good leadership is an aberration. It is certainly not a "right". And reading this fills me with gratitude for them, for the very fact that they existed. If I didn't fully appreciate them at the time I do now.
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* - You get one free error. That would be the lack of WMD's. The second error, the lack of postwar planning and/or insufficient troops was the camel that broke this straw's back.
Waiting = Love

From Abraham to Jesus, the waiting is the hardest part. Joe Nichols' latest country hit expresses the "waiting is love" sentiment. It's not surprising that St. Paul began his famous description of love with "Love is patient...". Nichols sings:
He didn't stop all day to eat a bite
And he finally got there around midnight
The doctor said, she's in a better place
She said to give this you this note just in case

And it said, I'll wait for you at Heaven's gate
Oh, I don't care how long it takes
And I'll tell Saint Pete I can't come in
Without my love and my best friend
Oh, this ain't nothin' new
Sweetheart, I'll wait for you
Parody is Therapy...

...blog (formerly "News You Can Use") has been updated. Today's feature ranks the most ambitious politicians among the '08 presidential candidates. I don't have to tell you have competitive this competition was.

March 29, 2007

Quick Hits

I did not know this....or this. Romney's looking better all the time.

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You get invited to the Big Dance, then you become sweet, then you become elite, then you become a Finalist then a champion. If all goes well. The Buckeyes are finalists, that is, playing in the Final Four, and next up are the mighty Hoyas of Georgetown, that formerly Catholic institution (intentional sic :-).

March 28, 2007

Science and Authority

I'm currently reading Survival of the Sickest, but found this review to be so true and emblematic of the problem with...well...just about everything from the media to Islam to global warming scientists with agendas - that is, a dearth of impartial and competent authority (surely it's ever been so but it seems especially pronounced these days due to lousy leadership; democracies tend to get bad leadership for reasons explained here):
Now, the book's target audience is clearly educated lay readers such as myself. I know very little about evolutionary aspects on medicine. But when I approach an interesting new field, I don't want to learn the controversial ideas of a fringe maverick. I want to know the current consensus among respected scholars, just like I don't like to turn to maverick plumbers, maverick dentists or maverick auto mechanics for a professional opinion.

Moalem's maverick status means that reading the book feels like walking on thin ice: whenever he says something that surprises me, I wonder, "is this accepted knowledge or a controversial hypothesis? What do non-mavericks in the field think?"

I don't know to whom I might recommend this book. Certainly not to a layperson like myself: too much uncertainty and speculation. And a professional scholar in the field is likely to know most of what Moalem says already. The ideal reader would be someone between these groups as to their level of expertise: perhaps a student of medicine or biology, as optional sweetener for a reading-list otherwise dominated by the stolid views of non-mavericks.
Get Me to a Dictionary!

I mistook "aureole" in the following piece for "areole"! You can imagine my shock and surprise:
St. Thomas, in the 'Supplement,' takes up the question "Whether the Aureole of Virgins Is the Greatest of All" (Q. 96, Art. 12), and concludes that it is not the greatest. John Calvin saw in this very question a perfect example of the sort of inquiry that manifests a hunger for "empty learning" (cf. Institutions, III, 25, 11); seminarians perennially have found in it a subject of much mirth; and contemporary critics of the scholastic method will use the title of this article as the quintessence of the demonstration of its irrelevancy. Do they really imagine that St. Thomas' principal interest lies in determining the material size of the aureoles of virgins in comparison with those of doctors and martyrs? His concern actually bears on identifying the different tests, which these three "classes" of saints must endure for the kingdom of God. One can be confident that St. Thomas is not attempting to downgrade virginity by attributing to it an inferior glory. In fact, St. Thomas's analysis is careful and nuanced: "The martyrs' aureole is only simply the greatest of all … Yet nothing hinders the other aureoles from being more excellent in some particular way." What discretion!
I have to say I was on John Calvin's side on this one until dictionary.com came to the rescue. I had been searching the ol' Petersnet site for William Most's works when I came across the above.
What to Post

I was going to weigh in on this fine link about how modernists and traditionalists are similar. Then I was going to talk about this article concerning Mary: What If She'd Said No?

But then I thought: what is this blog's strength? Is it engaging in theological cunundrums? What (heaven forgive me) is this blog's mission statement? Perhaps: "To edify and entertain to the extent God and Guinness allow" - which has the added benefit of the double alliteration. So with that in mind let's record a slice of daily life as lived in these United States. (I recall submitting something to Reader's Digest's Life in These United States when I was a kid.)

Me, on cell phone to my wife:   "I predict you'll get home at 6:12pm."
She, on cell phone:   "I predict I'll get home at 6:25pm."
Me:   "Hmmm...you probably know the time it takes better than I do."
She:   "It varies greatly depending on the traffic on Cemetery road."
Me:   "You know that's why they call it Cemetery road - the cars move so slow they're like stiffs..."
She:   (laughs)
Me:   "Like corpses...Not to beat a dead horse - hey, 'dead'!"
She:   "You're driving this into the ground!"
Me:   "Six feet under!?"

March 27, 2007

Writing that...

...work post earlier today reminds me how Steven Riddle is suffering an excrutiating work stretch. May he come out of it soon and have time to recooperate.
         

Some folks scoff at my interest in the writings and words of Pope Benedict, but I do come by it honestly, I think. I was fairly unacquainted with him before his election, was brought up short, in a good way, by the homily he gave at his installation Mass, in which he went through the symbols with which he was being vested (the pallium, etc) and explained each one in this amazingly clear, pastoral and rich way. "There's a teacher," I thought...And for him, the answer is Christ. A recent editorial in the NCR(egister) lays it out: The Key to Benedict - which is not, as some would have you believe, nostalgia, a desire to "roll back" Vatican II, authoritarianism, control, or anything like that. - Amy Welborn

The Middle East situation also ought to be studied and judged on two levels. As a field of action to establish democracies, its resistance manifestly cannot be overcome. All effort to that end is wasted, because the United States cannot muster a force greater than the opposing forces, irresistible when joined, of history and religion — and would not if it could. But as a means of keeping at a distance the struggle with our enemy, Islam, our interference in that region may be justified. The huge immigration from the east into the west makes it plausible that if this enemy assaulted us at home, it would trigger not a united defense, but a quasi-civil war. - Jacques Barzun via Leo Wong's barzun100 blog

I'm scandalized that you'd quote Henri Nouwen.  I kid. - Gregg of "Gregg the Obscure". If I ever quote Richard McBrien or Sister Christer, please shoot me.

The Catholic Telegraph used to publish the rules for Lent in the paper every year. I have them stretching back into the mid-19th century. Sometimes they were harsh, other years they were every less intense than today. My sense is that local bishop had quite a bit of control over the Lenten experience for his flock. - commenter on "Ten Reasons"

The thermometer hit 70 yesterday. My little idiots were all over it. - Eric Scheske, who means that in the best possible sense

Dying to self is never fatal. - via MamaT of Summa Mamas

A few days after her murder commenced, I lost hope, and said so in "Goodbye, Terri". The reasons why are made plain in the article. The Law - is it dead yet? is an inconclusive rumination on the relationship between legality and morality...[There is] a tacit admission that the separation of powers is more important in principle than preventing the murder of a single individual. We musn't lower ourselves to the other side's tactics. They may lose their heads, but we must keep ours. This was the same line taken by a shorter, less legalistically precise offering in Touchstone in July of that year, the claim that judicial activism to save Terri would have been morally equivalent to the kind that gave us Roe v. Wade, to which I responded with a letter of outrage. - Bill of "Apologia" on the second anniversary of Terri Schiavo's death

There are a few books I'd run back into a burning house to rescue. Now the thoughtful folks at the University of Chicago Press have saved me from burning to death by putting online one of the best books I've ever owned: "The Founders' Constitution". It was my near-constant companion for a good part of my early 20s - I daydreamed of the day far in the future, perhaps at age 40, when I could have the entire set on a bookshelf and peruse them at my leisure. And now there they are. I love the internet. - Bill of "Summa Minutiae"

Sacramental grace often comes before the sacrament. This is the case with the Sacrament of Repentance in which our presence at the sacrament is an indication of our having received that grace. Our resistence to Confession is indicationo of the lack of repentance. The sacraments of re-entrance into the City of God, baptism and repentance both involve water; with repentance the water is provided by our tears. Tears are okay, for we are imitating the King, who wept for the sins of Jersualem -- that is our sins. Kings were responsible in ancient times for the irrigation of the city, and if our hearts are hardened against tears then ask the King to soften your soul and irrigate it until compunction arrives. - Fr. Hayes

Perhaps it's obstinacy masquerading as confusion, but I rarely hear from St. John without either massive befuddlement or a faith-killing depression. Neither advances my spiritual growth in any detectable way. Sometimes I find myself considering things like a Lay Dominican chapter, and almost immediately reject it, for fear of what I will have to reveal about myself and/or give up. This certainly tells me that I have things that I need to reveal and/or give up, but it also tells me that below the surface of my life I have things that "happen in Heaven," that need to stop happening here so they won't happen there anymore. So, it's perhaps more than a literary device. But St. John always has the effect of making me think about despair. Real, full on, desolation of the unforgivable sin kind. - JB the (revivified) Kairos Guy on Disputations

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. - joke via email

Thomas Aquinas v. John of the Cross. Winner: Thomas Aquinas by forfeit. John of the Cross went into ecstasy and ceded the game to Thomas. Thomas honored John's better choice by leading the disappointed crowd in a solemn version of "Tantum Ergo Sacramentum". - from Ironic Catholic's "March Madness: The Elite Eight of Catholic Theologians"
Working Theories

Today's topic, work, is prompted by the Merle Haggard "Big City" lyrics I posted the other day.

One joke around the house is to recall Job in the Old Testament. Isn't that why they call them jobs?

But work can't be dismissed simply as a four-letter word you can say on a Catlick blog. Because even God worked, and He pronounced it good. He worked six days before resting and man's first day coincided with the Sabbath ("the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath.")

Work is an interesting phenomenon. It seems to be presented both positively and negatively in the book of Genesis. It's presented positively in Genesis 2:15 - "The LORD God then took the man and settled him in the garden of Eden, to cultivate and care for it."

Who knew there was work in Paradise?

Care and cultivation is what we do every day in our jobs. All jobs are gardening jobs, that is a bringing forth of order from chaos. Removing weeds, tilling the soil, etc. The housecleaner brings order the chaos. The auto mechanic rearranges the raw materials and derived materials of God's creation in order to produce a working engine. The computer programmer arranges meaningless symbols into meaningful code.

That gentleman farmer imagery seems lovely but after the Fall work seems to become literally a curse: "Cursed be the ground because of you! In toil shall you eat its yield all the days of your life...By the sweat of your brow shall you get bread to eat."

That was mostly my image of work. It seemed reasonably accurate. Sweat...toil...uncooperative ground. Check...check..check.

When I was young I looked at work completely as a currency. At the tender age of 23, I'd cast a gimlet eye toward any proposed purchase. I'd calculate the future value (20 years at a healthy 13% rate o' return) of the cost of something and announce, "this would delay my retirement by six months! Would I trade this (fill in the blank) for six months of work?" It never occurred to me to look at work as a service performed for God.

In fact, I saw it all in "black helicopter" terms. The government, big business and ad agencies combined to accomplish their end - to get you to work and spend your whole life. The ad agencies tried to lure your money away. The government taxed you such that you'd be working for free until May of every calendar year. Big businesses paid just enough to cover expenses and provide a little spending money but not enough to allow you to radically underspend your income such that you wouldn't need them. The design seemed to be to pay you enough such that you could retire at precisely the point you were of decreased utility to them.

That seems unduly cynical and ignorant of how a free market works. It also surely contains a bit of buck-passing: radical underspending can be accomplished as Ham o' Bone proved. (I think he lived at the YMCA for awhile, or at least considered it; he consistenly spent only 30% his modest starting salary.) And what's wrong with a mobile home?

But one pastor recently said that the key to work is that we must know that we're adding to the common good so that it becomes a way of "praying always". (Didn't St. Benedict say 'work is prayer'? Or maybe not.) If we realize that we are doing God what wants us to do even if our jobs are not inherently "spiritual" in the sense that a priest, minister or rabbi's is, or even a doctor's or nurse's, that leads to contentment.

Our usefulness is often not immediately obvious in a bureaucratic age of specializations and "cogs in a wheel". The homilist said that some of us raise work to an idol status (the overly ambitious), others put up with it as a necessary evil to get a paycheck, others loathe it and want to retire as soon as possible, others see it as a means to an end, i.e. as a way to support charities. He said all of those views are wrong, pointing out how work is intrinsically good (Gen 2:15).
Nouwenetrics

I'm pleased and gratified that I can't get away with nuthin' on the ol' blog. It proves readers are still reading even after 6,423 posts or whatever it is now. I've only repeated myself in about 1,000 of those posts, which ain't too bad.

Yesterday I tried to sneak in a quote from Henri Nouwen. Since I'm suspicious of any man who spells his name the French way, I buried it under a couple other posts. But I've gotten two emails on it already which obviously makes it a VCP ("very controversial post") since they say for every letter you get there are ten people who would've except they figured others would write. So that's twenty emails. Ten in favor of quoting Nouwen, ten against.

Gregg the Obscure came out of obscuirty to write, quite humorously, that he was scandalized by my quote. His email is suitable for framing or STG ("Spanning the Globe"), whichever comes first. Steven Riddle sent me a "TSK, TSK" headline and then welcomed me to the land of Liberalism, even going so far to thank me for my impending support for Hillary.

An attaboy from Steven might well be cause for concern. (I kid.) I'm beginning to feel like George Herbert Walker Bush in need of a Margaret Thatcher to stop me from going wobbly. Elena? Will I be dancing with cats soon?

But seriously, I had no idea Nouwen was considered that liberal. He's no Sister Christer or Richard McBrien.

March 26, 2007

Fr. Hayes Lecture Notes

Lecture titled "Up to Jersualem...The Journey with Jesus":

What made biblical cities, like other ancient cities, a city? Walls. You couldn’t have a town without them. Walls not only defined the city limits but protected the inhabitants from mauraders and invaders. Walls also made punishment of transgressors within possible, since if the watchers in the towers noted a crime they could command "close the gates!" and stop the person from fleeing, and therefore be able to find him within the city confines.

This is an analogy for Judiasm and Christianity with respect to the building of the New Jerusalem (Jerusalem literally means "City of Peace".) The walls define us, protect those within the walls, and allow for punishment of transgressors of those within the walls.

What are “the walls” of Judiasm & Christianity? In the Old Testament it was circumcision. In the New Testament it is baptism. In the Old, circumcision was a shedding of blood, a giving up of part of our member, and appropriately since that part is most notorious for our most unruly desires, a symbol of our concupiscence. In the New Testament St. Paul calls baptism “the circumcision of the heart”, which means that the New Testament addresses the source of our unruly desires – from what comes from within, from our hearts.

Joshua (in Greek 'Yeshua' meaning “Jesus”) was the first to cross into the land promised to Abraham’s descendents. He crossed the Jordan river and the first city he took was Jericho, the ten-thousand year old town that was often represented with Rome and Babylon and others as ‘the devil’s city’. Jericho is the city situated at the lowest point on earth, a way of saying something spiritually through topography.

Joshua didn’t conquer all the Holy Land at once, though he did take many cities. It was left to his descendents to continue to gain the Promised Land. And which was the last city to fall? Jerusalem, by King David. But when David wanted to build the first Temple in Jerusalem, God said no. It was God's plan that a man of peace would build the temple at the "City of Peace", not a man with blood on his hands. David’s son Solomon (name “Shalomo” or ‘peaceful man’) built the Temple, just as another man of peace, Jesus, would build the new Temple.

When Jesus entered Jerusalem the final time why did he go out of his way, choosing an inconvenient route by crossing the Jordan river and going into Jerusalem via the uphill, desert road of Jericho? Because it was the route Joshua took. Jesus was intentional in this in order to show himself as the new Joshua. Why did he cleanse the Temple at Jerusalem when he'd been there before and likely saw the same things (moneychangers) going on? To fulfill the prophecy that zeal for his Father’s house would consume the messiah. The road Jesus took into Jerusalem was straight uphill - a symbol of the spiritual life being compared to climbing a mountain. Jericho is 853 feet below sea level while Jerusalem stands on the crest of a chain of mountains that cross Palestine from north to south, and which is its highest point 2558 feet above sea level. But Jerusalem doesn't lie on any important trade routes, nor is it the highest point, nor is there any natural reason why this city should be one of the most important places in the world for over four thousand years. Why Jerusalem? Because it was God-chosen, not man-chosen.

Bible history begins with Abraham; the first eleven chapters of Genesis are like "algebra" rather than a straight history. The only place in the bible where God asked for an animal sacrifice was when Abraham was told in Genesis 22 to sacrifice a ram caught in the thicket in lieu of his son Isaac on Mount Moria, the future site of the Temple of Jersualem. Abraham never owned any land in the Holy Land other than his grave plot in Hebron, south of Jerusalem. Abraham was basically nomadic. Shem, one of Noah's sons, might have been the mysterious Melchizedek, the "King of Salem" (Jerusalem) who offered Abraham bread and wine. (The word Semite comes from the name 'Shem'.)

The Mount of Olives, just east of the Temple, is where prophecy said the messiah was to arrive (and the sight of the Second Coming) and so the Jews' graves just outside the city all faced that mountain. Christ rode into Jerusalem on a donkey to great praise and fanfair from that mountain only to be killed soon after. The Garden of Gethsemani is also there.

Another example of God using geology as a prop was when Jesus took Peter up to Ceasari-Phillipi. The most prominent rock in the Holy Land is the one around which the Temple in Jerusalem was built. The second is the massive wall of rock at Caesarea Philippi, where there were pagan altars above and below it. That was the rock upon which Jesus would build his church against which the gates of hell would not prevail.

The Holy of Holies contained the Ark of the Covenant, which contained the commandments given to Moses and some of the manna given by God in the desert. The new Ark of the Covenant became the Blessed Mother, with Jesus's new Law of love and himself as manna in the Eucharist. Faced with the ark, David said, "Who am I that the ark of the Lord should come to me?" (2 Sam 6:9) Elizabeth tells Mary in almost the same words, "Who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me?" (Lk 1:43) Why is Mary referred to as a "Queen"? Psalm 45 depicts a royal wedding with the line "The queen stands at your right hand, at your right hand arrayed in gold". And yet the queen isn't the person the king is marrying! Polygamy is and was a rich man’s game since the one ironclad rule that makes it work is that every wife gets her own house. So it is the Queen mother who lives with the King, who "stands at his right hand".
The Christian is Never Scandalized

Our pastor quoted the great Blessed Claude de la Colombiere yesterday at Mass in reference to the gospel reading about Jesus and the woman accused of committing adultery.

He quoted Blessed Claude's aphorism: "the Christian is never scandalized." This is due to the recognition that we're all walking on the precipice of sin and disaster and it's the mercy of God that rescues and extricates us. Monsignor said that we lack Christian maturity to the extent we are scandalized. I think the Church scandals and the MacFarlane case have to some extent served as a goad toward my own maturity since I was certainly scandalized.
Mercy & Punishment

The homilist at a recent mass said that to the extent we equate the justice system with revenge and punishment rather than healing then we are harboring profoundly unChristian thoughts. No surprise there; I think most people (other than perhaps the victim's family) see the purpose of our justice system as protecting the safety of society and/or a deterent rather than as revenge or punishment. On the other hand, our society's will to work towards healing and rehabilitation of criminals would admittedly be much weaker of course.

I bring up that part about justice mostly by virtue of its juxtaposition with part of a talk I heard by EWTN's Fr. Corapi, who mentioned purgatory and how our transgressions must be paid to the last penny (quoting Luke 12:59). It seems here that Purgatory is depicted more as punishment than as healing, although the paying back of a debt can be seen as distinct from punishment for punishment's sake.

A day or two earlier I'd read one of the Lenten devotions by Fr. Henri Nouwen given out to the parish. He writes: "It is so important that you really try to understand the heart of God. God does not condemn you, does not judge you, does not want to punish you. Those images exist in the Old Testament and even in the New Testament, but they are images that say more about the limitations of our expression than about the heart of God. From some of those readings and from our teachers we have come to think that God is only full of love for those who are good, but not for those who are bad…and yet 'God makes the rain to fall on the wicked as well as on the righteous.'"

March 25, 2007

National Review Review of Tocqueville Bio

But it was precisely one of Tocqueville’s greatest insights that although human beings are not determined creatures, we are conditioned ones. The astonishing intellectual-moral achievement of Tocqueville, as Jacques Barzun has pointed out, was to understand the human person as having not only a conditioned free will but a conditional one. (Dostoevsky’s depiction of this moral-epistemological fact in fiction puts him in a class of genius far beyond any 19th-century French novelist.) Tocqueville’s love of liberty, like that of Burke, the Federalists, and Lincoln, asserts the existence of human liberty in a moral universe, within a providential, theistic framework. Tocqueville avoids the extremes of both determinism/fatalism (Islam, Spinoza, Cabanis, Gobineau, and their many modern successors, especially Marxist and Darwinian) and a radical, post-moral libertinism or self-will that was growing in his age and was promoted intellectually by such post-Christian thinkers as Carlyle, Emerson, Whitman, and Nietzsche, as well as by the gross, unregenerate class and individual selfishness for which the French use the phrase “l’homme moyen sensuel.” His profound insight on these issues makes him a permanent treasure of civic wisdom and self-knowledge, one of the great orthodox writers of the modern era.

As André Jardin correctly and luminously says in his biography, Tocqueville’s conception of liberty “was something more sacred than Benjamin Constant’s individualism and much closer to the Pauline freedom of the children of God.” As Tocqueville’s mentor Burke put it in Reflections on the Revolution in France, “What is liberty without wisdom and without virtue? It is the greatest of all possible evils.” In Tocqueville’s own words, “Freedom is, in truth, a sacred thing. There is only one thing else that better deserves the name: That is virtue. But what is virtue if not the free choice of what is good?” (Emphases in the original.)

If this long-time reader of Tocqueville has any quarrel with Brogan’s painstakingly detailed depiction of Tocqueville’s life and thought, it is with his condescending dismissal of Tocqueville’s discussion of the tendency for democracy to breed pantheism in Part II of Democracy in America: “What Makes the Mind of Democratic Peoples Lean Toward Pantheism.” Scholars of Romanticism and popular culture from Irving Babbitt to Jacques Barzun, Quentin Anderson, E. D. Hirsch, Daniel Bell, and Allan Bloom have remarked upon the promiscuous, pantheistic spirituality whose forefathers were Rousseau and Whitman and whose progeny is our ubiquitous “rock culture.” Very much in Tocqueville’s manner, Anderson saw Whitman’s demotic cultural campaign as “a rejection of Christianity on behalf of an emotional egalitarianism” that was rooted in Whitman’s “rejection of the idea that the self is internally structured by conscience.” In The Closing of the American Mind, Bloom discerned the key pantheistic-spiritual role that rock music pervasively plays in the sensibility of our young. Bell sees an anarchic aesthetic paganism undermining the otherwise successful operation of the American polity and economy. Barzun has noted the increasing vulgarity of our culture, and quoted Tocqueville’s comments on the dark side of egalitarianism: “Low emotions and ignoble instincts . . . are the products of equality.” Writing in 1986, Barzun argued that “leveling down” may take us far below “comfortable mediocrity” and reduce our “social surface to the plane of the deliberately sordid.”

That Burke and Tocqueville were profoundly concerned with manners and mores is a sign of their wisdom, and Tocqueville’s worries about egalitarianism, democratic culture, and pantheism are far from misplaced or irrelevant to our condition and that of our current cultural effluvia. The pantheistic, democratic sensibility from Rousseau and Whitman to Allen Ginsberg, John Lennon, Mick Jagger, and Madonna is a lethal toxin, a form of cultural bacteria that may rot from within a prosperous civilization that has defeated its most dangerous external foes.

Plato expressed such suspicions long ago. Tocqueville had over 2,000 more years of historical experience on which to draw to make his case against the pantheistic perversions of democracy and equality, and in favor of their noble and positive features. As Hugh Brogan’s fine biography shows, Tocqueville was a rare thing: an aristocrat who was really noble, in thought, word, and deed, and whose liberality was never libertine.

March 24, 2007

The New Yorker Poems

I like how New Yorker poems look on the page
      their crisp lines well-margined and dense-furnished,
with words that reside only in dictionaries
      but could double as wall-hangings for the sage.

They talk of serious things like death and taxes
      but mostly I like the broken-up text,
with abrupt        -    and surprising!    -        indentations,
      and with the gib-cut of words like "remex".

Sometimes we see poetry as the antidote
      to the snakebite of a surfeit of journalism,
while other times we like the idea of it
      more than the fact of its actualism*.

So let the New Yorker poems wash o'er you,
      like mood music on a a Sunday afternoon,
Study them like the Times daily crossword,
      or gaze at them like books on the moon!
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* - As if they were refuge areas in far-flung places where no one ever goes except the caribou.


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Tale of Two Cats

Two little fur’d denizens of the house,
lay next to each other and grouse,
Irritated by proximities only one chose
They'll sleep the sleep of family foes.

I wait and watch for tonight’s big fight,
since Sam’s tail is too close to the other’s nose tonight,
But time heals all wounds or at the very least
induces sleep in these feline beasts.

Perfect

What would we do without blogs? The world would be a poorer. Because where in the MSM would you find Man on a Mission, a site devoted to mission statements? And the hat tip goes to reader Kevin.

Also, kudos to those cardiac-causin' kids, the OSU Buckeyes, on their Final Four birth.

March 23, 2007

Ah Yes...

Smockmama brings back memories with her country song lyric post. Always loved George Strait's All My Ex's too. Brings back another of my favorite Strait lines:
"Cold Fort Worth beer just ain't no good for jealous,
I try it night after night."
I also recall a Merle Haggard song:
"Down through the ages men have died for their women
And they've done so, so many times
But each time I loved one I always lost one
And I guess the right one is so hard to find.

So I'm shoppin' for dresses with no one to wear them
One in each color and one in each style
Maybe some day I'll find me a lady to wear them
Then my shoppin' will be done for a while

I bet somewhere a lady is shoppin' for britches
Comparing the values and apprasing each pair
Maybe someday the good Lord will get us together
And we'll both have a new wardrobe to wear."
"Big City" was one of my favorite Haggard songs when I was twenty years old, a fact that is downright hilarious given the lyrics:
I'm tired of this dirty old city.
Entirely too much work and never enough play.
And I'm tired of these dirty old sidewalks.
Think I'll walk off my steady job today.

Turn me loose, set me free, somewhere in the middle of Montanna.
And gimme all I got comin' to me,
And keep your retirement and your so called Social Security.
Big City turn me loose and set me free.

Been working everyday since I was twenty.
Haven't got a thing to show for anything I've done.
There's folks who never work and they've got plenty.
Think it's time some guys like me had some fun.

Turn me loose, set me free, somewhere in the middle of Montanna.
And gimme all I got comin' to me,
And keep your retirement and your so called social security.
Big City turn me loose and set me free.
A Randy Travis number:
On one hand I count the reasons I could stay with you
And hold you close to me, all night long.
So many lover's games I could play with you
And on that hand I see no reason why it's wrong

But on the other hand, there's a golden band
To remind of someone who would not understand
On one hand I could stay and be your loving man
But the reason I must go is on the other hand.
I also like this Randy Travis duet with oldtimer George Jones, in which Jones compares the young Travis to a train:
From the smoke it's hard to tell
What's coming down the line
We heard you were a fast train
Coming out of Caroline
We wondered what you were haulin'
When you rolled on into town
Say it's good to know there's still
A few ol' country boys around.
Feel free to google for complete lyrics to any o' these songs.
Interesting National Review Article Reviewing Joan Didion's Work
Didion might seem to be wasting her considerable talents writing about an already oft-explored figure like Howard Hughes. But her sharply discerning essay, with shades of James, not only hints at what the Master might have made of Hughes. It explains the American mind, even today:
That we have made a hero of Howard Hughes tells us something interesting about ourselves, something only dimly remembered, tells us that the secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money can buy nor power for power’s sake (Americans are uneasy with their possessions, guilty about power, all of which is difficult for Europeans to perceive because they are themselves so truly materialistic, so versed in the uses of power), but absolute personal freedom, mobility, privacy. It is the instinct which drove America to the Pacific, all through the nineteenth century, the desire to be able to find a restaurant open in case you want a sandwich, to be a free agent, live by one’s own rules.
In the age of blogs, cellphone cameras, and reality TV, Didion’s last sentence is hauntingly prescient: “He is the last private man, the dream we no longer admit.”
Bingo: Not Quite a Spiritual Work of Mercy

They're only happy when they're complaining. When they stop complaining I know something's wrong.

-- administrator at West Point on the cadets
It’s Thursday night bingo and I have Rednecks. Let me ‘splain. Rednecks is an instant winning lotto game which is very popular and they’ve just become available in the back room, the ‘sacristy’ of the bingo hall if you will. For the next twenty minutes I’ll be the most popular guy in the joint and, knowing this, I walk softly while carrying this big stick.

I whisper it to the first few people. “Tell no one!” I’d like to say, because things tend to avalanche quickly. If word gets around too quickly four will yell “Rednecks!” simultaneously and then three will be disappointed, provoking a stream of muttered swear words. They’re sure that I just sold the winner to the person in front of me. They must have psychic powers because even I don’t know which tickets are winners even though they hold me accountable.

They take it personally when they lose. “You didn’t sell me any winners!”. Once in a great while I’ll hear, “you sold me a winner!”. It might be because there are so many more losers than winners, or else it's due to the ingratitude inherent in fallen human nature.

I am scrupulous about serving everyone equally in the order my ears hear them. One woman was bitter that I’d ignored her. “I’m deaf,” I said to console her. “You sure are!” she agreed. I tend to pick up some voices better than others and hers happens to be high-pitched enough that only dogs can hear. I tell her that (though not the dog part) and she tries on a real low gravelly voice. "Better."

Apart from the simple fairness of serving all equally, all players have value since all are building up the Kingdom indirectly via financially building up our church and school. Call it indirectly building something up that indirectly builds up God’s Kingdom. In the spiritual realm God serves everyone equally and knowing that makes me feel good. He’s as happy with the sinner’s mite as the saint’s millions. I go around collecting little bits of worthless earthly currency and He goes around collecting little bits of priceless spiritual currency and he finds my pittance as charming as I do the elderly lady's three stacks of four quarters.

Bingo is sort of come-as-you-are with no dress code. Co-worker Kim humorously quipped, “No bra, no teeth, no problem.” I hadn’t noticed any lack of bras. I think there’s some sort of ironclad law: women are more likely than men to notice the lack of bra worn by an unattractive woman whereas men are more likely than women (or at least more quick) to notice the lack of bra worn by an attractive woman. Do we see what we want to see? I’d just noticed, for the first time, an amazingly large amulet a guy was wearing. He was older but with the jet black hair that implied the liberal use of hair dye. Around his neck there was some sort of Star Trek-like fake gemstone, light blue and about three inches in diameter. Gaudy as the day is long. I was momentarily hypnotized. Kim’s mom said she’d seen it long ago, at bingo months ago. “I miss nothing; I notice everything” she says. There’s the eye of a true writer. I told her that by contrast I miss nothing that I shouldn’t notice. I've sued my eyes for custody but the case is pending.

I cry wolf to Matt, our almost robotically friendly (but not effusively so) co-worker. He seems a sort of southern gentleman sans accent, a Riddle-ish sort. Always smiling and peaceful, he shakes my hand when he sees me and seems glad to do so. I say I cried wolf because I tell him I’m still interested in joining his Knights of Columbus. It was a reflex reaction to his warm handshake and it’s not untrue; I’d been considering it just the other day though I’d been considering it in the way one considers going to the art museum – that it'd be nice to do some day, a pseudo-mythical day when the law of inertia had been overcome or in my retirement, whichever came first. The Knights must really need new members so I should’ve just kept my thoughts to myself until I was serious. The organization seems a bit too fraternal but it seems a good thing to hang around serious Christian dudes on the theory it could rub off. But then that would make it about me and not helping the Knights and their mission right?

Changes come around real soon at bingo, to paraphrase Mellencamp. Like, for example, the no-smoking ban that recently got enforced. And like how we don’t get free pizza anymore after bingo or the annual summer bingo volunteer picnic. The Ohio no-smoking ordinance means lower revenues for bingo, which means belt-tightening for us. We did, however, get a mission statement. I forgot to ask Joe whose idea it was to craft a bingo mission statement - something about as useful as a three dollar bill. I read it only because I love the perfect banality of mission statements. There is great beauty in banality if only we had eyes to see, and I am a connoisseur of them much as I am of spam and Nigerian scammer emails. This one states the obvious: we want to make money to support the church and school in a friendly environment. I hope they didn’t spend too long on it. Because time is money ya know.

I believe ninety percent of our bingo clients don’t have a gambling problem. That’s my guess based on body language. The ones who worry me are those who stammer a “give me ten” between pursed lips, their hands clasped in fists of rage over the audacity of those previous ten tickets revealing no winners. But fortunately those not enjoying the instant winner buying experience seem relatively few. Gambling is entertainment and if they’re not having fun doing it then something is amiss.

I felt great solidarity with our customers at 7:05pm. Normally I don’t even notice what time we start but they were angry and I was too because it’s supposed to start promptly at seven and the Buckeyes play tonight. There’s a Sweet Sixteen NCAA tournament game beginning at 9:35 (turned out it was 10:15 tipoff) and time was of the essence.

7:01…7:02…by 7:04 I was shrugging my shoulders and gesticulating wildly, like an Italian on a hot August night. I was ginned up by the crowd and playing it up for the crowd. I hear you. I am here for you. As Bill Luse used to say, delusions of grandeur keep me going.

One lady smiled at me knowing that her prayers had been answered. I could do what they couldn't and I did. I stalked into the bingo sacristy room as if heads were going to roll and asked “what’s going on? Why aren’t we starting?” This was met with no response other than disinterested shrugs, and even the shrugs were imperceptible to the naked eye. Then I noticed the bingo caller walking towards his podium. How could a Buckeye fan not start this thing on time? I sigh: it’s gonna be a long one.

March 21, 2007

The Great Pascha Debate

Well, today, fresh off the press is a four-page type-written reply addressed to that third of the Byzantine parish who asked that Easter be celebrated not at 10pm Saturday night but on Easter Sunday morning. It's to be printed in Sunday's bulletin.

I spilt many pixels on this subject to my interlocutor, and these are pixels that I can never get back again. He called it "the Great Debate"; I suggested our next debate be: "Do debates ever change anyone's mind, or simply lock each in their opinion more firmly?" Now there's a worthwhile debate.

I got the four-page letter surreptiously from a friend of a friend who's on the parish council and who asked that this not be forwarded to anyone outside the continental U.S.. I told him other than a quick forward to Drudge, mum's the word.

I was disappointed by the lack of invective in Father's letter. A quick word search revealed no hits for "crybabies", "whining" or "wussies". I could never be a pastor.

Instead he talked about the bishop's directive that unity be preserved by having only one Easter service for those whose church buildings can accommodate the full parish, and by the dramatic symbolism of candles in the dark which recall the first chapter of the gospel of John. There was mention made that no registered parishioner had expressed concerns about the 10pm liturgy to him. (It looks like "The Letter" was the first hint.)

But all's fair in love and Pascha liturgies. I say next year we get protest signs and march up Cleveland Avenue and then set up a picket outside the rectory. After all, Americans have the right to life, liberty and Easter Sunday services.

UPDATE: Matt spilled the beans:

Kudos to Dateline

Well my wife and I sat down to watch Dateline's "Catch a Nigerian Scammer" show and there was a shot of an email mailbox full of scammer emails and she asked, "Any of your friends there?"

Didn't recognize anyone (though I forget the name of that Nigerian scammer to whom I sent my Aunt Pixel offer), but kudos to Chris Hanson, who made daily calls over two and a half months to win the confidence of one 419 scammer. The mind reels; most men didn't try that hard to woo their wives.

Still I think the real story was lost. Scammers, like the poor, will always be with us. What fascinates me is the scammees, those folks who send $10K, $15k, up to $120,000 to them. What is the demographic of these folks? Do they lack the cynical gene? Wouldn't the poor grammar, all caps and misspellings give them pause?

Their naievty naturally fascinates me (the "great Other"), but it's also interesting how they represent the outer limits of "word of mouth" - that oral (or emailed) tradition of warning others against scammers. Presumably, you'd get your first Nigerian scammer email and before sending your life savings you might bounce that idea off, well, anyone. A spouse, a child, a friend, your dog. And they would naturally set you straight of course, because the odds against any two people together being duped are astronomical.

So my assumption was that nearly everyone knows about Nigerian scammers by now but obviously there are a lot of people who don't, otherwise it wouldn't be a $1 billion (yes, with a 'b' according to Chris Hanson) industry.

I keep thinking that scammers will reach a point of diminishing returns but year after year it seems the top of the bell curve has yet to be reached. Barnum, phone your office.
Have to Get This in my Archives



Police dogs recognized Christ in the Eucharist?

...via Apologia.
Talk Shows

Thomas Sowell talks about talk:
Talk shows began to fascinate me when I was a teenager, many years ago...Over the years I also began to listen to Meet the Press, and to watch David Susskind’s television roundtable program, Open End, and many others.

In more recent years, I can’t bear to watch most of the talk shows on television, and on radio I listen only to Rush Limbaugh and a couple of others. What has happened? Is it just my becoming ornery in my old age or have the programs themselves changed?
I used to listen to a lot of talk shows. Crossfire, Meet the Press, This Week with David Brinkley. Maybe I'm in a post-political phase of life, in the way women become post-menopausal, or maybe they've changed.

I might watch five minutes of This Week and maybe a little bit of O'Reilly from time to time. As a consequence I'm surely much less politically informed than in the past but given the minutiae that the shows indulge in - i.e. such as the Albert Gonzalez situation, the whole Plame joke, etc... - it means there's little apparent loss yet. And I figure the book Cobra II, concerning the Iraq War, is equivalent to listening to 1.2 million talking head hours.
Short Story Tuesday - an Imagined Spiritual Conversation

Larry: "I can’t say I often feel the power of the Holy Spirit during times of temptation, even those few times when I invoke the Spirit in the midst of it. Often I am angry or prideful or lustful and there is no immediate relief from those feelings. So I white-knuckle it. To what extent is our freedom is limited by our native psychology, say a tendency towards depression or "Fightin' Irish" anger? I suppose that's a moot point since because we don't know how much our freedom is impaired, it can't be of any objective use."

Moe: "Oh but we already have power, we already have the Spirit by virtue of our baptism and faith in Christ. A power unfelt at times but---"

Larry: "At Pentecost the power was felt - isn't that the model?"

Moe: "No, the Spirit prefers to work modestly, invisibly, humbly, without a big show, seeking the lowest ground, that is humble ground. Besides, the bigger the show, the bigger the cross. Pentecost was a preparation for their martyrdom."

Larry: "Yeah I can see that. I guess prayer for me is a great perspective-builder. Going to Mass or saying the rosary or reading Scripture will slowly turn things around such that I see the bigger picture. That, for example, no anger is worth holding on to in the light of Christ. He makes me feel good again, lucky sometimes, or at least lucky to have another chance to please Him. Or else I'll recognize that I simply have no choice - that I can't hold a grudge against my neighbor and receive at the Eucharistic banquet and I am at peace in that choicelessness."

Curly: "My notion of the spiritual life is that it's like a lotto game. People play the lottery in order to get a chance to win the big jackpot and prayer is the spiritual equivalent. Every day you pray and every day you fail – you scratch off a ticket that says you lost. And you ask for forgiveness and the next day you get up and you pray and then scratch off that day’s ticket with new hopefulness. To win the spiritual lottery is to win that sudden influx of love into your heart. That you become on fire for love of God and feel a great zeal and, to switch analogies, to become a champion, a saint, a Babe Ruth in love of God and neighbor. And, then the ultimate sense the spiritual lottery is, of course, Heaven, literally the heavenly jackpot."

Larry: "Interesting Curly I've never looked at it that way before. [gives a noogie.] I tend to look down lottery participation, thinking it a tax on people who are bad at math. Money doesn’t make people happy, and besides they should save that money in a bank since the odds are so poor."

Curly: "But why do the poor play the lottery so much more than the middle class let alone the rich? Because living hand-to-mouth, with a constant worry about debt makes the dream of winning so much sweeter than someone with fewer debts. Is it like that in the spiritual realm? If I were virtuous and holy and devout, instead of constantly incurring debt (with a host of demon creditors thinking they own me), then would I be less concerned about the spiritual realm? Would I pray as often? Would I scatch those spiritual tickets? What about you Moe?"

Moe: "Hmm...well I think of the spiritual life as "family life." That is, under normal conditions, you don't "feel" love all the time. Yes, you love your mom and dad and brothers and sisters, but you don't really run an emotional or feeling "high." It simply is. Then in crisis, suddenly, you understand the bond that holds you. Like when mom died. Yes, I missed my mother and knew I loved her, but suddenly, I understood my deep connection with God. I prayed incessantly, in Love with God and feeling it for a short time. I was more certain than ever of His existence, even though these are exactly the times when many begin to doubt--a loved one taken away far too young and all."

March 20, 2007

         

A few weeks ago I reported on a surprise mystical mass-going experience I had recently had. I had an experience where it seemed to me the Holy Spirit was swirling around what I had previously tagged in my mental catalog of parishes as a den of heresy and post-postmodern mediocrity and spiritual dearth. The kind of place which is probably the norm these days and which the poor, longsuffering, half-assed-but-sensible Catholic with even a modicum of a formation in geometry and theology...suffers in order to participate in the glorious but obscured reality of Christ present there. Having set out in a state of skepticism and doubt, I found when I arrived that the place was strangely alive to me. It wasn't just a matter -- as is so often the case -- of suffering the obstacle course of readings from the less-than-wonderful NAB, a bad homily, and emasculated, watery hymns, in order to get to the glorious mystery of the Eucharist... Something was different. The Holy Spirit, maybe, was brooding over the bent world of this little funnel-shaped parish and effecting a change. Or maybe it was the Holy Spirit smacking me -- judgmental, half-assed, lazy sod of a bad Catholic -- upside the head. In any case, Praise be to God. - Rufus of "Korrektiv"

Humor is a gift that Christians should be filled with. You must laugh at yourself so you are able to take your neighbor's faults with a grain of salt. Give him the privilege of being imperfect -- just like you, sweetheart. - Mother Angelica, via Jeff Miller

Drawn by a deep hunger for the Real Presence that I understood even through my Baptist upbringing, I came into the Church with an enormous amount of fundamentalist protestant and secular liberal baggage. If it hadn't been for those who loved me into the Church I could never have completed the journey. I was completely turned off by the attitude of the apologists who thought they knew it all and who were more seemingly more rigid, unbending, and uncaring than the most rigid Calvinist I had ever encountered. This was my judgment on them and it condemned me; however, there were those who did not argue with me, but gently prayed with me and corrected some of my misapprehensions about the Church. We need the strength of reason, of right doctrine, of correct understanding. Those people support the church in reason and in faith. They are probably instrumental in many conversions. But we also need to have those who meet us at the door, broken, dirty, confused as we are; those who show us to seats beside them and who spoon-feed and pray for us as we are gradually healed by the wisdom of the Church, by Love Himself who comes to those of us who are willing. - Steven of "Flos Carmeli"

The American religion is gnostic -- the believer searches for occult experience of his innermost self, standing in aweful solitude with God. It is not ecclesial. "God in you responds to God without," wrote Emerson, America’s sage. It is therapeutic, sold and bought for results, like tooth-whitener. American Protestants, Episcopalians, Catholics and even Jews are spiritually closer to each other than to their global co-religionists. - Richard Major via Terrence Berres

I consider this essay [of Fr. John Dear, SJ] yet another example of the fundamental unseriousness of Catholic pacifism in the United States today. Sophie Scholl's life and witness were given in opposition to Nazism, and it wasn't ordinary acts of nonviolent resistance that brought Nazism down....What did make a difference, what effected the change Sophie Scholl desired, was that ordinary people kept doing extraordinary acts of brutal violence every day even when there was absolutely no evidence of any positive outcome...What I am looking for Catholic pacifism to do to be serious is, in this case, to acknowledge the irony of, or even just the possibility of someone seeing irony in, claiming Sophie Scholl as a success story for nonviolent resistance. - Tom of Disputations

I see it is now the fashion that St. Patrick's Day celebrations receive condemnation as the opportunity for public drunkenness. That's a new one to me. After all who will promote public drunkenness if not for the good organizers of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day celebrations? (I, personally, like to keep any celebratory drunkenness to private venues. So much less evidence to be used against me that way.) - Julie of Happy Catholic, who also passed on this high-laire cartoon from "Inherit the Mirth"

If a beer can be dyed green it is not a real beer. - Curt Jester

There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head-
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead? - via Summa Mamas

Remember Steve Martin’s old stand up routine from the late 1970s?...The chorus of [his] song included the line “I can’t believe I get paid for doing this.” Sometimes I get the same feeling about being a professional philosopher. - Scott Carson of "An Examined Life"

Passion distorts thinking. It’s the “principle of connaturality.” You see it all the time. A lot of self-described Christian men read Playboy or watch porn. If pressed, they’ll justify it somehow. Their justification is simply the overriding of thought with passion. It happens all the time. How rational are you when you lose your temper? Now imagine living your life in a constant state of at least mild emotional agitation, whether it’s sexual, monetary, drunken, violent, or any other inclination. You’re not going to think clearly. - Eric of The Daily Eudemon

The fruits of venting and anger seem awfully lame. - via an email


-image via "The Inn at the End of the World"

CEI's Warren Brookes Fellow Jeremy Lott got a new bumper sticker the other day that reads, "Bumper stickers are not the answer." - a NRO "Corner" post
Dis 'n Dat

David Frum writes about Mark Steyn's book, asking why he would do so if the situation were as hopeless as depicted. (I would've thunk for sales and for the therapy but Frum is more generous, suggesting the book's a wake-up call.) His riff on birth rates is a bit surprising:
I for one would not bet the mortgage money that Europe's low birth rates of today will continue for very much longer. Nor would I place much confidence in the continuance of high birth rates among European immigrant populations. Human reproduction is very influenced by economic incentives, and in Europe today those incentives discourage child-bearing among the educated and encourage it among the least skilled. (For the unskilled immigrant an extra child means extra money from the government; for the middle class family, an extra child means extra expense in a society where the breadwinners must struggle to earn an additional $2 for every $1 they are allowed to keep.)

But what if those incentives change? I think we'd all be surprised at how rapidly behavior changed in response. Think of welfare reform in the United States. Welfare rolls began to shrink even before the welfare laws were changed, as welfare recipients realized: "Oh, they're serious this time. I guess I'd better get a job." Europeans are no less amenable to new realities than the American underclass.
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Dis 'n Dat is a new blog feature which will include unfinished jokes and posts, such as the what follows. Maybe I'll flesh it out later, but until then you'll need to fill in the blanks, like at a filling station where you have to pump your own gas.

I was imagining what if old Superheroes were around today. Superman would be told by a advertising exec that his "Fighting for truth, justice and the American way" would never work unless he put a "my" in front of truth and eliminated "American" since nationhood has become passe... Isis would be asked by a dull TV reporter whether her name was pronounced "Is-Is"...."The Six Million Dollar Man" would be told that's the cost of an appendectomy now... Batman might say to Robin in response to a Riddler riddle: "Robin, have you not read Sacramentum Caritatits yet?". Robin says, "Holy Cow Batman! It just came out last week!"..

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Mr. Luse blogs infrequently enough, and well enough, to make me snap at his line like a trout:



(Picture taken just after I clicked on his post.)

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Thomas Sowell goes all "Andy Rooney" on us here. Nice gig if you can get it, but I do agree with his one-liners:
Whenever I see the kinds of expressions on the faces of people in high-fashion ads, I feel lucky that I never met them.

Where are all the beautiful movie actresses? There are some better looking women on television news programs.

Will those who are dismantling this society from within or those who seek to destroy us from without be the first to achieve their goal? It is too close to call.
Meanwhile, I wasn't aware of how steadily McCain has been growing less conservative over time. (Run Fred, run?)

March 19, 2007

Ov vey...

One of the things I like about large, impersonal churches is the blessed lack of church politics. At least politics I can see.

In our small Byzantine parish there is growing angst over changes to the liturgy that are in the process of being implemented. Some are threatening to go to the Melkites, others are writing Rome.

A woman I hadn't met before called over the weekend. She's from the Byzantine parish and is organizing some sort of protest letter to the pastor and wanted to know if I would put my name to it. (As it turned out, a third of the parish did.)

Turns out it wasn't about the liturgical changes.

She's upset with the pastor for not offering Easter morning liturgy. It's going to be set for midnight Saturday night. Apparently this is in line with some Eastern traditions. You might say Father is "more Eastern than the Easterns" based on the negative response. Maybe it's that they don't think Father comes by it honestly enough since he's a Roman Catholic transplant.

A friend is a big booster of the letter, saying that many elderly of the parish go to bed early. At first I saw the whole thing as interesting, in the way any sort of conflict/gossip is. Then I became unnecessarily irritated, responding that liturgy is a privilege not a right and if the pastor is in tune with his bishop then it's none of our business. It's pastor/flock as in father/child, not a democracy. Ron accused me of not caring about the elderly and not recognizing that priests are fallible humans. (Did I not recall the pedophile scandal?) I asked him if the late Blessed Mother Teresa, who was elderly, would've put her name on it.

Dissent is the love-song of the devil isn't it? Divide the parish between "signers" and "non-signers" over a trivial matter and then repeat with larger ones...
U.S. Falls Behind in Beer Consumption due to Goldberg

Jonah confesses: "I drink beer less than I used to — which some believe is the cause for the two-percent drop in U.S. domestic beer sales."
Short Story Monday

Benito had a secret room ironically called the "anti-Gnostic" room, or AG for short. "Secret" for him was a nonsense word, like supercalifraglisticespaladocias. Secrets were merely revelations, future or past, that had been forgotten.

Inside were rows of bookshelves that concealed a trapdoor to bliss, an entrance to the laboratory where he created fabulous things by combining combustible words he called "his chemicals". He was constantly mixing them, scribbling away as if for medicinal purposes. In that room he had the perfect privacy of Ed Abbey in his desert, Catullus in his scriptorium, Persius in the arboretum, Euripides at the Atheneum, Drysdale at his bank, Rapunzel in her hair, a cloistered nun in during the third Joyful, Archie in his chair, Virgil at Mantua, Norm at the bar, Sulpicia at his villa, Aeschylus in a dithyramb, a Natufian in the Fertile Crescent, O'Reilly in the no-spin zone, Carson as Carnac, or Paul Lynde in the secret square.

His cousin Juan visited him from Zihuatanejo one June day and Benito led him to the AG. They went through the trapdoor and immediately were transported back to Mexico, where generations of family were celebrating Toraidio's eighth birthday. There was a large pinata front and center and the crowd was chanting as anticipation grew.

"Cuál está adentro!" the crowd yelled, "What's inside?"..."What's he made of?"

His uncles gravely told the boy that the mule was made of coal and switches, and a form of vinegar that was so combustible it might explode and do him harm. His aunts scoffed and told him there was honey and candy and trampolines that would catapult him to the sky!

The blindfolded Toraidio swung and swung and swung, and out of the violence the mule's side split open at last. Everyone was surprised by what came out, even the aunts who'd predicted giant trampolines. (They knew good would come but later said "how could we explain what we only dimly understood ourselves?") The surprise was a sort of magic, since only magic could explain it. Out poured neither honey nor vinegar; each person was touched in the way most needed. Antidote and affliction were married and integrated in a way that left all astonished.

March 18, 2007

MSM: The Pro-Lifer's Newest Best Friend

A new drinking game: drink every time a liberal pundit reminds conservatives that Rudy has been married multiple times and is pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage, etc... Because, you know, he's looking out for us. Or just perhaps it's because they don't want a strong candidate like Rudy matched up against their Hillary or O'Bama. I report, you decide.

On the other side of the aisle, some religious conservatives are beating the drums for the current field, as Cal Thomas did recently concerning McCain, Giuliani and Romney:
That substantial numbers of conservative evangelical voters are even considering these candidates as presidential prospects is a sign of their political maturation and of their more pragmatic view of what can be expected from politics and politicians. It is also evidence that many of them are awakening to at least two other realities -- (1) they are not electing a church deacon; and (2) government has limited power to rebuild a crumbling social construct.
Voting-wise, I exercise either political maturity or I stand for principle; I never act cravenly or like a utopian. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-)

But seriously, I guess McCain will do this time since he has a conservative record, passes the Ronald Reagan test (i.e. only one divorce) and also has been pro-life longer than Romney (i.e. longer than three weeks). This time the decision will be made before I get to vote in the primary due to the front-loading of big states, so I can relax knowing that my vote will morph from an infintessimally small statement to a null statement. But on the bright side I predict drinking games will abound!
A post-Lent Post for SR

The pastor at our Byzantine church said that all Lents are different. He says that all Christmas's are the same, all Pascha's the same, all Easter's the same, etc.. But every Lent there's a unique character prompting some change in him or something God teaches him, etc... No wonder they call this a season of grace.

I've heard of post-project depression, post-book depressions, and the granddaddy, post-partum depression. Do you or a loved one suffer from post-Lenten depression? Here's an imaginary study done at the University of Miscellaneous Studies:
BALTIMORE, MD--Post-lenten depression can happen anytime within the first eight weeks after Easter. A person may have a number of symptoms such as sadness, lack of energy, trouble concentrating, anxiety, and spiritual hypochondriasis. Post-lenten depression can be treated by "hair of the dog", i.e. prayer, fasting and almsgiving.

March 16, 2007

Battle of the Documentaries

Story on a British documentary that refutes Albert Arnold Gore (that's for Bob), and An Inconvenient Truth.

Mailbag Friday      --now with 2/3rds less gossip by volume!

Tis late in the week and post ideas suffer accordingly, so I'll crib emails, my own or others, and/or other posts, like Jody Bottum's* take on what sort of prose he likes to read, and how rare it is on the 'net. Lileks, who gets a Bottum thumbs up, takes Midwestern mundane and spins it into blogging gold and I suspect that what Shakespeare did for subsequent English playwrights Lileks did for bloggers - set the bar so high that many move to another blogre (blog+genre), such as political musings.

In an email, Steven Riddle discussed Culbreath's sudden re-emergence on the scene. JC has a new, clean, freshly painted blog called "Stony Creek". I like the name and look. Steven said Jeff probably couldn't help himself: he probably tried not blogging but it just "exploded out of him". Reminds me of a Cincy radio talk show host who spoke about the dangers of "FSB" (fatal sperm backup) for teenagers and celibate males. (I think he was kidding.) Steven, by the way, just got back from a retreat held by a liberal** retreat master, which seems a bit contrary to the spirit of Lent. A more pentential act would've been for me to go on his retreat, and he go to a Traditionalist retreat held by someone like Fr. Z (of "for many" fame). No, I take that back. Lent is about self-denial as a means to an end, not purposeless torture.

A correspondentress who wishes to remain anonymous asked a while ago in passing why I've never put my picture on my blog. Originally it was because I thought doing so was self-indulgent and narcissistic until I realized the whole blog was self-indulgent and narcissistic. Now I realize there's nothing wrong with it but I like the 'air of mystery' and being average-looking means that many folks have mental images that are improvements on nature. She replied: "It would definitely change the whole environment of your blog if you started posting glamour shots." Glamour shots, that's high-laire. But I'm no metrosexual. She adds, "I think the most you should ever do is some sort of faceless angle from a distance that reveals little specific of hair or physique or style of dress, or a travelogue photo with your hand or your shoe in it or something."

Speaking of looks, Bill Luse sent me an email with a link to a pic of his lovely daughters, Bern & Liz, in their natural habitat (his home), insouciantly slouching on the couch and wearing those little dark half-moon sort of glasses that are popular with the young these days. I think they should write a book: "The Inner Life of Exceptionally Talented Sisters" even though my hunch is that great athletes are just like us under the skin, except that they're more athletic. Having watched Bern play golf one pristine August morn, it was a pleasure to see that little white satellite consistently track straight ahead for two-hundred and fifty yards. It's a skill, and one that I can duplicate every, oh, say hundred drives. Bill also sent this bon mot on faith & science:
If one says 'theism DOES have scientific support', at the same time as the other side says that it does not, then this is an admission that Darwinism as well is not strictly science but depends for some of its credibility on philosophical assumptions, assumptions that he must consider mistaken....[There] ought to be agitating that these mistakes be made known to the students in science classes in public schools where they are being indoctrinated in pure materialism.
I wrote my bro-in-law yesterday of the difficulties of surpressing surprise in the workplace: "I could be more patient with a computer-illiterate co-worker if I wasn't constantly being surprised by her computer illiteracy. If someone would've told me what to expect I think I'd have been less exasperated. I was having her copy a pgm and she's in 'My Computer' and she copies the pgm. Then waits. 'What are you waiting for?' I ask. 'Waiting for it to copy! [pause] Oh, that's right, I have to paste it.' (I think I got a glimpse of Tom of Disputations's daily life, at least when he reads blogs.) My bro-in-law replied: "Support is one of the hardest jobs. I've noticed that folks that are really good at support are the ones that need it as much as the people they're helping." Which maybe isn't a bad analogy for saints and bishops, who need God just as much as the ones they instruct.

Regarding my hell post, the anonymous correspondent writes movingly:
Remember the late Joe Strummer, singer, writer, rhythm guitarist and heart and soul of The Clash? I read an interview with him once in which he said he hoped he was on the side of the good, and how he didn't understand rock and rollers "jokingly" or otherwise seeming to use approvingly or glamorizingly imagery of or allusions to the evil or demonic...(I remember he gave an example of being on the side of good that when he was hungry he used to steal so he could eat, but that he wasn't hungry anymore, so he didn't steal.)...I hoped that this was an illustration of someone who'd never really been taught convincingly responding to the conscience written on his heart, and without necessarily being sure that there are evil spirits, not wanting to align himself with such things with even the risk of implying that evil is cool.

I read this interesting thing a while back that I think then-Cardinal Ratzinger wrote, along the lines of how in the modern West people don't fear evil spirits like more "primitive" people did, or do, but it's because of Christianity that we don't have to fear, and without Christianity we're just not acknowledging how we really get to a place that the devil can't hurt us. The people in pagan societies recognized the existence of evil and didn't have the same protection against it, but so many of us here don't recognize the evil and reject the means to protect ourselves from it. something like that...
Interesting thing about comparing hell to cancer, as I did in my previous post, is that such an analogy implicitly assumes both are completely beyond our control. There are risk factors for cancer and risk factors for hell, but ultimately the teaching of John Paul II is that hell - unlike cancer - is chosen. But I don't even want to get near the grace/free will thing today, concerning which I've already admitted defeat anyway. It's a drinkin' Friday and thorny theological questions disturb the equinamity needed to quaff healthy quantities of Guinness.

Speaking of cancer, I received an email from a 419 scammer who writes plaintive fiction: "Dear Sir/Madam, My name is Raheem Kudus Salem, a merchant in Dubai in U.A.E i have been diagnose with Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity and incaring for my health." He'd titled the email "My Last Wish" so I replied with "My last wish is that you stop scamming." I've received no reply. But perhaps he's lying and stealing in order to survive, like Joe Strummer once did.
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* - (Speaking of Bottum, on a Catlick radio show yesterday I heard the host refer to a "Jody" but wasn't sure it was Bottum until I heard him refer to some obscure Roman or Greek historian; it was as good as if he'd said his full name.)

** - To my shame, I haven't read the liberal's favorite catechism, "A Compendium of the Social Doctrine of the Church". Tom of Disputations complained about the lack of attention paid to it in a recent post, but a year ago he'd written: "First reaction...Take away introductory matter, footnotes, and indices, and you're left with, like, twenty pages of text. Which is not too surprising, as there's only so many possible variations on, 'Love one another.'" Which means, I suppose, that I've already read the Cliffs Notes version.

March 14, 2007

Hell, Emerson, & Oprah

A few random thoughts and link-sausages...

First, Trousered Ape imagines criminals "Ralpie & Lou" back when the three-named were honored and revered:
WORCESTER, MASS - November 16, 1863: Merchants and bankers throughout New England are breathing more easily today as a period has been put to the lawless career of notorious bandits “Ralphie and Lou.”

The outlawed couple, Ralph Waldo Emerson, 60, and Louisa May Alcott, 31, both of Concord in this State, met their deaths in a hail of lead from the firearms of the Worcester constabulary, assisted by elements of the erstwhile 44th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry, home after service in the North Carolina theatre.
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Guinness consumption, like church attendence, is falling in Ireland. 'Nuff said.
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Ellyn's post on Oprah reminded me of a 30 Rock episode I just watched. One of the characters was asked which religion she belonged to and she replied, "I do whatever Oprah tells me."

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I'm sort of surprised by how many people joke about hell. No one jokes about getting cancer and dying a painful death. Maybe because they don't believe in it. Or maybe they see it as an impossibility for themselves. Maybe a defense mechanism - humor to defuse tension. Or perhaps just a dramatic flourish, an attention-getter.

Coming from non-believers, it's to be expected since they don't believe in an afterlife. Thus Cyndi Lauper can say she's going to hell for making fun of Catholicism. Or AC/DC can sing "Highway to Hell". Or the Pogues can sing, with relish, "If I Should Fall From the Grace of God".

The great hobo singer "Boxcar" Willie sang "Ain't Gonna Be My Day" in which he described progressively unfortunate events happening to him, culminating in St. Peter turning him away from the Gates.

Walker Percy joked about it in a letter to Shelby Foote. Mentioned a devout Catholic - I think Flannery O'Connor - and then said that two out of three of them are going to hell, and then implied Flannery wasn't one of the two.

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On a happier note, Miami Redhawk announcers feel the exhilaration. They're not 'homers' are they?
St. Maria Goretti's Killer

It was mezmerizing to see this video of Maria Goretti's murder:

In 1902 at age twelve, Maria Goretti was "attacked by 19-year-old farm-hand Alessandro Serenelli. He tried to rape the girl who fought, yelled that it was a sin, and that he would go to hell. He tried to choke her into submission, then stabbed her fourteen times. She survived in hospital for two days, forgave her attacker, asked God's forgiveness of him, and died holding a crucifix and medal of Our Lady."

More here:
"Immediately after his brutal assault on young Maria Goretti, Alessandro was imprisoned temporarily in Nettuno and then transferred to Regina Coeli prison in Rometo stand trial. After vehemently denying his guilt, he finally broke down in the face of overwhelming testimony. Since he was a minor, he was sentenced to only thirty years hard labor.

A priest came to see him soon afterward, and he turned on the cleric in rage, howling like a maniac and lunging at him.

In the days which followed, Alessandro lost his appetite and grew nervous. After six years of prison, he was near the brink of despair. Then one night, Maria appeared to him in his cell. She smiled at Alessandro and was surrounded by lilies, the flower symbolic of purity.

From that moment, peace invaded Alessandro's heart, and he began to live a constructive life. After serving his sentence, Alessandro took up residence at a Capuchin monastery, working in the garden as a tertiary. He asked pardon of Maria's mother and accompanied her to Christmas Mass in the parish church where he spoke before the hushed congregation, acknowledging his sin and asking God's forgiveness and the pardon of the community."
Modern Fiction...

..worth reading. From the New Yorker, written by Tatyana Tolstaya (say five times fast):
I wander from church to church along with the crowd. I listen to its muffled, multilingual murmur, like the rush of the sea; a slow human whirlpool spins me around, and tired, empty faces flash by—as empty as my own; eyeglasses glint; the pages of guidebooks rustle. I squeeze through the narrow doors of churches, push past my neighbors, trying, like everyone else, to get a better view, trying not to become irritated. After all, I think, if Heaven does exist it’s likely that I’ll enter it with just such a flock of sheep, of people—old, not all that smart, a bit greedy. Because if Heaven isn’t for people like us, then who is it for, I’d like to know? Are there really so many others—special people, people who are noticeably better than us ordinary, statistically average souls? No, there aren’t, so in all likelihood I will have to plod across those green meadows with a herd of American tourists, disgruntled that everything is so ancient and small. And, if that is the case, then Heaven must be awful and boring—which, by definition, seems wrong. Everything in Heaven should be utterly sublime.

“I have never seen anything so sublime (see the other side) in my life!” my father wrote. See the other side. An ordinary paradise. What did he see that I don’t see?


(Make your own cover here; hat tip Summa Mamas).

Bubble quote is from Tom Kreitzberg, who says of the post from which that came: "I'm beginning to think this won't be the post people have in mind when they say to my son, 'I want to shake the hand of the man whose father wrote that.'"
True Confessions - On the Deception of the Appearances

I remembered him sitting next to the altar, concelebrating occasionally with one of the other priests at our local Dominican parish. He seemed a goofy looking guy, maybe a bit slow. He'd come visit from time to time and he didn't hear confessions, despite the long lines, and rarely gave a sermon. I thought he might be considered by the other priests as 'dead weight'. (I always have sympathy for the priests at the parish. They are the James Brown's of the clerical world: the hardest working priests around. There are two or three daily masses and lengthy Confession lines every day of the week, so much so that the pastor recently asked that we limit ourselves to monthly confession assuming no grave sin.)

When he spoke at Mass it was sort of light-hearted and simple, not so grave or serious. I liked that, thinking the overly serious conservatives of the parish needed to lighten up. Of course, I also gave myself credit for being so open-minded as to like his style.

I thought it was charitable the other full-time Dominicans at the parish had him there, like allowing a slightly daft uncle to stay at your house without having him do any chores. Only it turned out this guy wasn't slightly daft. He was brilliant. I went on a retreat and he was the retreat master and realized he had what I lacked, which is a surprisingly effective way to lose any irrational condescension. Not simply book knowledge, he had the ability to see with the eyes of faith. (He teaches in D.C.)

How many times - how many times! - will it take me to not judge by appearances?
Paglia in Salon

Few write so piquantly about politics as Camille Paglia. She's the left's Peggy Noonan: insightful, lyrical, and bold enough to bare her eccentricities. Paglia and Noonan exercise both sides of their brains - the right and the left, the creative and the logical, the intuitive and the analytical. (Never trust a person who exercises only one side of their brain. Many bloggers shrink lyricisim in favor of analysis, or at least analysis in the form of opining. Blogging seems to follow the anti-lyricism trend of modernity - first poetry fell out of fashion in the early 20th century, now literary novels are losing favor...But I digress.)

Here is Paglia on Clinton:
Hillary didn't help herself with her over-the-top sermon at the First Baptist Church in Selma, Ala., two weeks ago. Her aping of a black Southern accent from the pulpit was so inept and patronizing that it should get a Razzie Award for Worst Performance of the Year. At times, it approached the Southern Gothic burlesque of Bette Davis chewing up the scenery in "Hush ... Hush, Sweet Charlotte."
Sweet. She also seems very fair-minded for an admitted Democratic partisan:
This kind of outreach to expose and remedy injustice represents the finest spirit of leftism, a practical, compassionate activism -- not the pretentious postmodernist jargon and sanctimonious attitudinizing that still pass for leftism among too many college faculty. Capitalism, which spawned modern individualism as well as the emancipated woman who can support herself, is essentially Darwinian. It expands any society's sum total of wealth and radically raises the standard of living, but it leaves the poor and weak without a safety net. Capitalism needs the ethical counter-voice of leftism to keep it honest. But leftists must be honest in turn about what we owe to capitalism...
I like that Paglia takes risks, even ones that can leave her looking ridiculous. She opines:
The relationship between Cheney and George W. Bush is also perplexing. Despite the nearness in their ages, Cheney acts like Bush's father (no coincidence since Cheney served in George H.W. Bush's administration). There's something creepy about how Cheney, after heading the candidate search, insinuated himself into the vice presidency. He locked onto Bush like a limpet, using the more extroverted and physically dynamic president as his proxy. Bush's independent judgment was paralyzed, as if by snakebite. It's an unsavory, toxic relationship, a vampiric pseudo-marriage like that of the shadowy, Machiavellian Roger Chillingworth and the impressionable, waffling Arthur Dimmesdale in Hawthorne's "The Scarlet Letter."
....Which is the sort of unintended hilarity we often expect from academics. Instead of Bush wanting someone with experience and gravitas and finding it in Cheney, Paglia sees a Gothic, parasitic dysfunctional relationship. Common sense is not so common, but then it's not always as entertaining as the alternative.

March 13, 2007

         

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive - C. S. Lewis

The following is an excerpt from Ironic Catholic's comments on my Mass Report post last week. I think this paragraph should be required reading for anyone who is going to die:
Not that I have any control over this…but when I die, I want someone to remind me about the love of Jesus Christ. I want someone to ask me about repentance and offer reconciliation. I want someone to challenge me that the best is yet to come, that this suffering joins me with Christ, and like his suffering, it is not the last word. God is here and God will be there and has already broken my path for that journey. I want to receive the anointing of the sick, and be told that God will raise me up. I don’t want someone asking if I’m “in touch with my values.” And especially if I am weak and in pain, I hope the person helping me have a holy, joyful death will not expect me to “take the lead.”
This stirs up a lot of thoughts and emotions for me. How in the past I may have had the opportunity to deliver this message to a dying friend and how I failed, how embarrassing death is and how tongue-tied it can make us, what a bastard death is but how radically and profoundly our faith in Christ confronts it. I'm reminded of how Walker Percy shined the light on this in his fiction -- recall Lonnie's death in The Moviegoer and how Binx responded to questions from Lonnie's siblings about the hope of the resurrection, and recall the deathbed baptism scene in The Last Gentleman, how matter-of-fact and therefore how good the priest was -- and of how Percy approached his own death. Percy himself often pointed to the witness of Flannery O'Connor and how she confronted death with courage and a clear vision of God's grace. - blogger at Korrektiv

2 Things You Only See on PBS Pledge Week ... Frank Sinatra, singing "America the Beautiful." - "The Corner"

Shortly after Rowan Williams was named to Becket’s chair, we spent a cordial ninety minutes together at Lambeth Palace, Canterbury’s London headquarters. I gave him a copy of Witness to Hope: The Biography of Pope John Paul II; we spoke of John Paul’s theology of the body, and then fell to discussing the difference between “sacramental” and “gnostic” understandings of the human condition. The former insists that the stuff of the world – including maleness, femaleness, and their complementarity — has truths built into it; gnostics say it’s all plastic, all malleable, all changeable. The sacramentalists believe that the extraordinary reveals itself through the ordinary: bread, wine, water, salt, marital love and fidelity; the gnostics say it’s a matter of superior wisdom, available to the enlightened (which can mean, the politically correct). Dr. Williams seemed convinced that the gnosticism of a lot of western high culture posed a great danger to historic Christianity and the truths it must proclaim. He was right. The gnosticism that infects the Episcopal Church USA has just about driven the Anglican Communion over the cliff. - George Weigel, though at the beginning he sounded Thirsten Howell-the-Third-ish

I think the imprecision of the word "love" is preferable to going about saying things like, "I apprehend donuts as pleasurable." - Tom of Disputations

The fact is that until fairly recently the Arab/Muslim world didn't have a giant chip on its shoulder about the Crusades. After all, they won. And it wasn't as central an event in their historical narrative as it is today. It's only with the export of Marxist notions of European colonialism and exploitation to the Middle East that the radicals started harping on it. In other words, Bin Laden's whole emphasis on "Crusaders" and the knee-jerk response to the word is tied up in the Westernization of the Middle East. Alas, it's the wrong kind of Westernization but Westernization nonetheless. We saw similar dynamics in places like Vietnam, where French Marxism was appropriated by nationalist movements and therefore deemed "authentic" by leftist observers. This is one reason, it seems to me, why the whole post-colonial studies crowd (or whatever they're called today) seems to think that Marxism is an authentic third world doctrine, even though it couldn't be more European.... - Jonah Goldberg

I've looked at the new Benedictine book but I have the same NRSV allergy. I'm trying to get over that, though, in light of Augustine's comment in the Confessions about the artless Hebrew Psalms and how their lack of Roman class revolted him til years later when he returned to them with humility and discovered their infinite depth. It irks me to admit it, but the Word comes to life even in the lumpy wet cardboard English of the RNAB.I've looked at the new Benedictine book but I have the same NRSV allergy. I'm trying to get over that, though, in light of Augustine's comment in the Confessions about the artless Hebrew Psalms and how their lack of Roman class revolted him til years later when he returned to them with humility and discovered their infinite depth. It irks me to admit it, but the Word comes to life even in the lumpy wet cardboard English of the RNAB. - Bill White of "Summa Minutiae"

I was thinking about the relationship between the bishop and the people of his diocese, and trying to come up with a way of saying that yes, he is their servant, but no, they aren't his masters. After testing several analogies, all of which failed, I finally hit on one that I think works pretty well: The Bishop is the shepherd of his Church....All this works reasonably well (I presume) for a reasonably competent shepherd herding ordinary sheep. It's considerably more difficult when the sheep are baptized Catholics. And when those baptized Catholics are educated in the Faith to the point where they have strong opinions about what the bishop should do, forget about it. And yet, the relationship remains one of shepherd and sheep, even when the sheep are smarter and wiser and holier than the shepherd. It's certainly not easy, and it can be positively lousy, for a sheep to know better than its shepherd, but the promises of Christ don't include ease in this life. And however smart and wise and holy they may be, sheep without a shepherd are lost. - Tom of Disputations

Dissident Catholics are more worrying than atheists. - Cardinal Bertone, Vatican Secretary of State, via "Spirit & Life"

It is ironic that in the almost 20 years since the collapse of the Soviet bloc, the focus of many American commentators has been fixed not on the crimes of the socialist bloc, but on the supposed "silence" of Pius XII... Writers such as Sartre (and in America, Lillian Hellman) who backed Josef Stalin all through his purges and genocides are still considered respectable, and Marxism is still treated as a legitimate analytical tool in universities — even as the last traces of Christian influence are systematically purged from public life. ...And yet, as a Christian, I find something comforting in this fact. The Nazis and the Communists knew deep down that the Church was their most implacable foe. Stalin’s famous sneer “How many divisions does the pope have?” has been answered. The silent artillery of time will in the end reduce all heresies and expose all falsehoods. - Paul Cella via Bill Luse

"I can walk in the rose garden, watch the joyful capering of my dog, and see the indisputable work of God. The key is beauty,” says Koontz, who converted to the Catholic faith while in college. “If the world is merely a complex and efficient machine, beauty is not required. Beauty is in fact superfluous. Therefore beauty is a gift to us. If we were soulless machines of meat, the survival instinct would be all we needed to motivate us. The pleasures of the senses — such as taste and smell — are superfluous to machines in a godless world. Therefore, they are gifts to us, and evidence of divine grace. The older I’ve gotten, the more beauty, wonder, and mystery I see in the world, which is why there are ever more of those three things in my books." - author Dean Koontz, via Tim Drake on NCR
Thoughts Beyond My Paygrade

An email correspondent wondered aloud: "I have heard it said that it is harder being a monk than a Priest. But if one gets the call from God to that vocation is it still hard?"

An interesting question. On the one hand, most callings we have a natural aptitude for. It is said that God builds on our nature. If our nature is for solitude, for example, it might be part of a calling for the monastic life. But there's also grace and as one saint whose name escapes me wrote, "The more you progress in the spiritual life the more you have need of God's grace." I think the life Mother Theresa led was often hard for her, but it would be absolutely impossible for the average person. Grace made the difference, though that doesn't appear to make it "easy" for us, no matter what our calling.
Short Story Tuesday...titled "Narcissistic Tendencies"
"He looks like James," he said. "Same eyes and forehead."

Every new birth is greeted in the Rodgers family by a ritualistic weighing in on which side had won the genetic lottery. He'd thought that by confirming the obvious - that he looked like their side - he was giving her a small gift.

"Yes he sure does," she said wistfully. He could tell she considered this no victory for her; even her husband was still other. Outer Mongolia to him, he was still Mongolia to her and they suddenly became insiders, conspirators in their mutual outsiderness.
Sean Hannity & Mario Cuomo - Not So Different?

An interesting part of the Hannity shoot-out with Fr. E was how he (Hannity) said several times that he understands the whole country is not Catholic. (Implying apparently that Fr. E missed that newsflash.)

In a sense the pundit and the politician are not so different. Both rely on popularity; the pundit's elections are his ratings. Hannity cannot be "too Catholic" else he would offend his non-Catholic listeners, and he walked close to the "personally opposed" language we hear so often with politicians like Mario Cuomo who don't want to impose their beliefs on others, but then Hannity walked away from it by stating that he doesn't have a problem with artificial birth control.

Sr. Lorraine on Amy's blog said that Fr. E should've said that rather than judging Sean's soul, he should've just pointed out that Hannity was advocating the violation of church teaching. But Sean probably would've repeated that the whole country isn't Catholic and in that reveals he's a pragmatist (hence his "what's worse, abortion or birth control?" query to Fr. E).

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While on the subject of ratings...Bill O'Reilly occasionally does stories he absolutely loathes, such as the Anna Nicole Smith story. The Other Paper recently wrote: "Did you know that Anna Nicole Smith is responsible for a higher percentage of our national GDP than housing construction?" From what I've seen, them's true words.

March 12, 2007

First Communion Keepsake

Thirty-six years after all the Communion money was spent, I still have the plaque my uncle gave me for my First Holy Communion. It goes beyond mere sentimental value. I have been given various religious articles by people closer to me than my uncle but none meant as much to me.

It is special because it communicates the relationship, the key relationship in life. Catholics are often said not to have a personal relationship with Christ, but what could be more personal than the Eucharist? And I recalled that every time I looked at that plaque because it featured me (or a boy stand-in) and Jesus, and Jesus is appropriately featured more prominently. Instead of not figuring at all. (And who's the star of this show I ask you?) No wheat and grapes either please. Nor even words.
My plaque
(The platelet at bottom that said "Remembrance of My First Holy Communion" fell off yrs ago.)
It would be a nice symmetry if I could find something similar for my nephew, who makes his First Communion in May. But alas I can't. At the risk of sounding like an ol' curmudgeon, they don't make Communion plaques like they used to.
Congrats...

...to the Ohio State Buckeyes and Miami Redskins who escaped the mortal coil of the regular season and now enter the purgatio of March Madness, hoping to end up in Final Four paradiso. (O'er the weekend watched the Big Ten & MAC finals and also heard friend Bone discuss his Dante purchase.)

March 11, 2007

Public Service Announcement

Blog-city has decided that they will no longer be in the bidness of providing free bloghosting services. Which means News You Can Use has been ported to parodyistherapy.blogspot.com.

March 10, 2007

Miraculous Properties of Unassuming Household Products

You've probably received those chain emails that ascribe wonderful properties to banal household products. I recently got one that went like this:
Wesson Oil eliminates ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Dawn kills fleas instantly...Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

Bounce is a rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Natch, this seemed ripe for parody. Click to enlarge:


AOH! AOH!

Another AOH (Ancient Order of Hibernians) outing with Ham o’ Bone in the books and I’m always taken aback about how good a time it is despite past experiences of similar good times. It’s simply unrecreatable in the normal ebb & flow of daily existence. I became lost almost immediately in the psychedelic glow of lights off the old man singer’s thick glasses though I’m chagrined to report that Bone missed the fabled “dead set” in which the Hooligans sing “Finnegan’s Wake” (during which the crowd retorts “Lunch!”), but he was gathering valuable intelligence during a smoke break from a former AOH president concerning the current state of AOH affairs. You know those smokers always do get good intel.

This year it was held at the Germania Club, which was sorta funny. It’s a measure of how far AOH has fallen that they’re reduced to hosting their big event at a German club. But how ecumenical and fun, and me being a German afficiando as well as part German, I felt quite at home. An odd moment occurred when an elderly German lady attempted to sing one of our Irish songs at the end of the night with a German accent & all. Since Ham o’ Bone & I speak (between us) at least fifty words of Deutsch, we felt it our duty to be ambassadors to this lady by yelling out “Wie geht es ihnen!” and “Danke Schon!” at odd intervals. Can’t take us anywhere.

The seating at this event could not have been better. Picture perfect, despite early reservations. As the table immediate stage left, I wasn’t sure if our boisterous behavior (just singing) would sit well with our neighbors (the table seated 8). But lo & behold the guys we sat near had far more acquaintance with Mr. Bud Weiser than we had of Mr. Guinness or Mr. Jameson. I also learned to never tease der Bone about his slow drinking. He bought me an extra shot and finished his pronto while I was humbled: "No más!"

It was startling, later in the night, to be five to ten feet from Bill O’Reilly’s bete noir, the tux-wearing Judge Connor who O’Reilly judged “the worst judge in America” for allowing a child molester to get off with probation. To think I was only two degrees of separation from the Factor.

In the wee hours, post-“God Save Ireland”, we discussed religion and Ham’s difficulties with “Mariology”. Ham is an evangelical but said that his non-denominational pastor was celebrating Lent for the first time, including Ash Wednesday. It was heart-warming to hear that. If Catholics have become more Protestant since Vatican II, Protestants are becoming more Catholic.
You Become What You Hate?

An Imagined Word Association Game with Bill Mahrer

"Theocrat"

"George Bush!"

"Global warming"

"George Bush"

"War"

"George Bush"

"Stupidity"

"George Bush"

"BIll Mahrer"

"George B--, er, ?!"
Sean & Me

I recall that very early in the blogging game I had a very high opinion of my level of book savvy. This was to some extent natural because I was more bookish and well-read than anyone I knew - in the "real", i.e. non-virtual, world - and it's natural to compare oneself to others after all. So I wrote and posted a little quiz about "how to tell if you're a bibliophile". What interests me now is how two people who were tremendously better read than me received it. One wrote a blistering post calling me a middlebrow and worse. The other (Thomas of ER) responded with a nice post of which books he had. In other words, one called me an idiot while the other didn't lord his superiority over me. Who was more Christlike?

I'm just thinking aloud here, so I could be all wet, but perhaps this is not unlike the Catholic ignorance of Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly and yes maybe even [swallows hard] John Kerry. They are often excoriated for their bad public examples, though I'm not sure they should all be in the same camp. But there's a chance a lot of that ignorance is due to, well, ignorance. They probably compare themselves to the people they know and they seem comparatively well-catechized.

But, as I type this, it seems there's a difference in that there is no "Book Authority" from whom we ought take our cues. I don't have to give up my personal title as Mr. Book Authority to Mz. Know-it-all. But with the Faith, it's different. We are given the great gift of sight via our shepherds. To knowingly reject that sight (as Kerry, Hannity & O'Reilly do) is to what? To lack faith? Lack apologetic/catechetical knowledge? Lack humility? Ahh, but there's the rub. There's no way to separate in ourselves where pride begins and ignorance ends let alone in another person. But the pride factor is huge, as Amy Welborn notes:
The larger point is that, as I've noted before, "We are all good Catholics now," good Catholics whose status as Good Catholics we wear as a badge and hold as a ticket no matter what we happen to believe. Which stands in opposition to the traditional stance of a Christian through a couple of thousand years, which has been the acknowledgment that we are all Bad Catholics in some sense, but uttered in the deep hope and trust that God is merciful and that filled with new life in Christ, we are redeemed, not by our own power or by our own wisdom, standing in judgment of what we think should be true, but by the love of God, the medicine in which we sinners stand in deep need.
I very much doubt that Tom of Disputations, when he wrote what follows, was thinking of the Hannity & company - since they have the whiff of being way too spiritually full of themselves - but it bears repeating in this context, concerning "cultural Catholics":
They will be there because there is where they go on Easter. They will be variously smiled at, cursed at, and tolerated, but generally dismissed as "Christmas and Easter Catholics" who do little more than clog the parking lot and mess up poll results (remember, 70% of Catholics don't believe in the Real Presence).

Here, though, I'm not talking about the C&E Catholics too spiritually full of themselves to go to Mass on lesser feasts. I'm talking about those people, maybe not even baptized, who are too spiritually empty to go to Mass, except when it will be crowded enough that no one will notice their emptiness.

And maybe this will be the year when a word or a gesture reveals to them that the Man they were looking for is here, in this church, on this altar, with these people. Maybe the prayer that makes it so will be yours.
I try often, without success, to pinpoint the time during the '90s when I became convinced the Catholic Church offered not just good suggestions but was the Authority. I suspect it was around the time I became deeply convinced about the truth of the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist. If the Church was right about the great gifts of the sacraments, it seemed she was right about everything since so few churches were right about sacraments. But I can't pinpoint it.
The D Word

It's sort of depressing to read about how this blogging nun is so allergic to the word 'docile'. Docile has become a persona non grata among the family of words. And yet the dictionary definition is not so terrible: "easily managed; readily trained or taught; teachable." Lord help us, I know we don't want to be teachable or easily managed, but must we see a lack of docility as a virtue?

You see the same taste in this article about the St. Patrick's Parade in '08. Come hell or high water, the Shamrock Club wants their parade even though the bishop has asked that it not happen, at least on the 17th, since it falls during Holy Week. In fairness, Dempsey, apparently the man in charge, doesn't want to "buck the bishop."

An antidote to these articles was seeing the film Into Great Silence last night, as recommended here and as noted here on Open Book.

The filmmaker was determined to slow us down, and slow us down he did, with agonizingly long looks at monks in prayer and nature scenes (adding up to 160+ minutes of film). But by the end you got a taste of their serenity. Perhaps even a smidgeon of their docility will rub off. The rhythms of the natural world and the monks seemed the same - I watched with interest the way the Carthusians worked - neither too fast nor too slow, seemingly in sync with their Maker. Over and over a message was repeated (literally, via a subtitle) on the screen: "unless you give up everything you cannot be my disciples." In tone, a different message indeed than what was contained in the links above.

March 09, 2007

MLK's Niece Fights for the Unborn

Link:
Ironically, King said, her birthday is Jan. 22, the date that the Supreme Court justices approved legalized abortion.

"After I had my second abortion, I was Miss Pro-Choice Queen for years," she said, in spite of the King family's belief in the civil rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

"In 1983, I was born again and I had a confrontation with the living God," she said. "I repented and said, 'God, this was wrong and I'm so sorry.'"

She said she realized then that "God had forgiven me and so I became -- over those years from 1983 to today -- increasingly a pro-life speaker."

"I met Father Frank Pavone on the road," she said, "and he was quoting Rev. King's Christmas speech and his letter from the Birmingham jail about infanticide."

When the Holy Spirit "found her," King said, she felt called to direct African-American outreach as a pastoral associate for [Fr. Pavone's] Priests for Life.
Saturday...

...Bone & I will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day because that's the day AOH celebrates it.

The Ancient Order of Hiberians is old school but has fallen on hard times. Membership has shrunken and their lovely thatch home has been taken away from them. Will we stay faithful to them or celebrate the day at the big blarney bash on the 17th? (The answer is we'll stay faithful, kudos to Bone). The AOH'rs are now vagabonds, holding St. Pat's Day in a (nearly) undisclosed location a week early, the latter presumably because their musical beau, the Hooligans, won't sacrifice high-paying gigs on the 17th. (AOH without the Hooligans is like Johnnie without the Walker Red). By the end of the Hooligans's set, their litany of “God Bless Ireland” and “Give Ireland Back to the Irish” is nearly unbearable for its intensity and one can not sing loudly enough to disperse the adrenalin that accrues in your veins.
Banned in Albuquerque!



This blog is banned in Albuquerque, New Mexico! Whoda thunk it?
Irish Poem Friday
On Raglan Road

On Raglan Road on an autumn day I met her first and knew
That her dark hair would weave a snare that I might one day rue;
I saw the danger, yet I walked along the enchanted way,
And I said, let grief be a fallen leaf at the dawning of the day.

On Grafton Street in November we tripped lightly along the ledge
Of the deep ravine where can be seen the worth of passion's pledge,
The Queen of Hearts still making tarts and I not making hay -
O I loved too much and by such and such is happiness thrown away.

I gave her gifts of the mind I gave her the secret sign that's known
To the artists who have known the true gods of sound and stone
And word and tint. I did not stint for I gave her poems to say.
With her own name there and her own dark hair like clouds over fields of May

On a quiet street where old ghosts meet I see her walking now
Away from me so hurriedly my reason must allow
That I had wooed not as I should a creature made of clay -
When the angel woos the clay he'd lose his wings at the dawn of day.

- Patrick Kavanagh

March 08, 2007

A Perfect Storm

Prayers appreciated for my sister-in-law's fiance's daughter, who is sixteen years old and has neither nature nor nurture in her favor. Looking at it from a purely material viewpoint, there is no hope. But with God all things are possible. Her mother, the devil, and her own self contend for the title of being her worst enemy.

Six months ago she tried to commit suicide and was saved only by a providential twist. Just lately her father found anti-depression pills hidden in the stuffing of a pillow. She'd quit taking them and quit going to school and fled to her mother, who doesn't want "her daughter to become better than she is" and lets her roam curfew-less & school-less & med-less. It's not often we in the suburbs see the face of evil and to see it in a mother is chilling.
Most holy Apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the Church honors and invokes you universally, as the patron of difficult cases, of things almost despaired of. With good reason many invoke you when illness is at a desperate stage. We now recommend her to your kindness. Amen.
Bad Encoding Happens....

...but not always in a vacuum.

Responding to this post, Bill Luse thoughtfully pointed me to this help screen.

Also, since I do some cut & pasting from MS Word, I found that I can change my settings in Word so that it doesn't create the "curly quotes" which barf (a technical term in the technicolor sense) in Blogger: Go to Tools -> AutoCorrect Options submenu, and uncheck "Replace straight quotes with curly quotes" under both "AutoFormat" and "AutoFormat as you type." I also unchecked the "exchange hyphens with dash" option.

Word also decides that "..." becomes something other than, well, three consecutive periods. So I overrode that setting in Word also:

Free Scooter Libby?

I'm beyond uninterested in this story, and am proud to say I've only wasted about twenty minutes following it over the past few months, but that doesn't mean I can't blog about it. I don't have to tell you that Video Meliora ain't the Wall Street Journal. Opinions offered free daily, subject to availability.

With Scooter Libby, the lesson Martha Stewart learned has been re-learned. You can't lie to the Justice system, be it a Special Prosecutor or the FBI. Pat Buchanan - about as impartial as one get get since he's an ex-Republican with a foot in neither partisan camp - says that Libby did an "arrogant and stupid thing" in "lying to the FBI" but that "this was a narrow case. Libby's convictions call to mind Martha Stewart's, who went to prison for lying to investigators about a crime she did not commit. Libby has been convicted of lying about the outing of a CIA classified officer, a crime for which no one has been indicted."

They say you can't fight city hall but it's much more the case that you can't fight the justice system. Catholic activist Bai MacFarlane didn't lie to the judge, but tried a bit of civil disobedience on principle and the court responded with a fierce cruelty. The courts are like the Fatal Attraction babe: "I will not be ignored!". I've read that the Founding Fathers never imagined the judiciary would become as powerful as they've become and that power has made the courts very arrogant, as power is wont to do. Therefore you cross an arrogant, powerful entity at your own risk.

Ann Coulter says it's an unequal playing field - that Republicans are prosecuted much more than Democrats. And she has a point concerning Sandy Berger; I'm still shaking my head years after the fact. Coulter says: "Former Clinton national security adviser Sandy Berger literally received a sentence of community service for stuffing classified national security documents in his pants and then destroying them -- big, fat federal felonies."

There's a ton of selective enforcement going on. Just as you're going to be in a lot more trouble if you kill a cop than a drugdealer, you're going to be in a lot more trouble if you do something that the court takes offense to. Steal documents? A judge will shrug. Lie to me, the judge? Now your walking on thin ice buddy. This is somewhat understandable since the system breaks down to the extent that perjury occurs. And it's also understandable that murders of cops are punished far more severely than murders of drugdealers: if you can't protect cops, you can't protect the law. And if you can't protect the law, law & order breaks down.

But one would think obstruction of justice would be close enough to lying for guvmint work. Coulter writes that "Bill Clinton was not even prosecuted for obstruction of justice offenses so egregious that the entire Supreme Court staged a historic boycott of his State of the Union address in 2000." But Clinton was impeached for perjury, partially because most of the House members were lawyers - they told him that he had to come clean now, before the grand jury, and when he didn't they were offended, personally or otherwise, perhaps understanding that the machinery of the court is predicated on truth-telling. As Bill Clinton should've, being a lawyer himself at one time.
News You Can Use Parody Blog...

...updated with news of the Ohio anti-snoring ordinace.
From The Corner...

I don't want Hillary Clinton as my President, but I sure would like her as my investment advisor (only Zippy could compete with her). A Cornerite writes:
Once upon a time, back in the days when disco reigned supreme, Hillary put up a measly $1000 bucks, money which was shepherded by some Clinton fundraisers in the commodity business. Remember? Ten months later, Hillary’s $1000 dollar cattle future "investment" magically morphed into a $100,000 profit. (Eat your heart out Boone Pickens.) 10,000 percent profit in less than a year—makes Obama’s $13,000 stock loss look like chicken feed doesn’t it? Of course, Queen Midas later told investigators there was no inside fix for her cattle futures investment (wink-wink). According to Hillary, she carefully read the Wall Street Journal commodities page every day.
Sure it's an old story but the whole $1000-to-$100,000 overnight thing was something Ham of Bone & I tried mightily to accomplish during the late '80s & early '90's. So it has some personal resonance.

March 07, 2007

Excerpts from Our Byzantine Church Bulletin...

Many parish bulletins in the Western rite aren't intended to instruct or edify. Not so St. John's. In last Sunday's bulletin we learned about St. Gregory Palamas, defender of orthodoxy:
Later, while still a youth, he left the imperial court and struggled in asceticism on Mount Athos, and in the Skete at Beroea. He spent some time in Thessalonica being treated for an illness that came from his harsh manner of life. He was present in Constantinople at the Council that was convened in 1341 against Barlaam of Calabria, and at the Council of 1347 against Acindynus, who was of like mind with Barlaam; Barlaam and Acindynus claimed that the grace of God is created. At both of these Councils, the Saint contended courageously for the true dogmas of the Church of Christ, teaching in particular that divine grace is not created, but is the uncreated energies of God which are poured forth throughout creation: otherwise it would be impossible, if grace were created, for man to have genuine communion with the uncreated God.
St. Gregory of Palamas also defended the Hesychasts:
Hesychasm, a movement dating back to the Fathers of the desert, believed that since the body itself received the grace of sacraments and the pledge of final resurrection it would propertly have a share in "pure prayer".
Elsewhere, in a column titled Reflections:
If the philosophies of men were able to satisfy men, why did the philosophers Justin and Origen become Christians? Why did Basil, Chrysostom and Gregory, who, in Athens studying all the philosophy of the Greeks, receive baptism? And why did Blessed Augustine, who knew the wisdom of both the Greeks and the Romans, throw away all and seek salvation and illumination in the Faith of Christ?
Peggy & Shelby, Sittin' in a Tree

A little anecdote that sticks in memory far more than it probably deserves is the time I saw the unlikely pairing of Shelby Foote & Peggy Noonan on a C-Span Memorial Day telecast back when the late Foote was still with us.

Peggy asked Foote, with great earnestness, when his favorite time to read was -morning or evening or...? And perhaps it was my imagination but the curmudgeonly Foote looked at her like it was a completely inane question. I don't recall whether he answered it.

In some ways Foote reminded me of my grandfather: a magnet for young people wishing to be cool. We associate the young with the hip but in some cases the equation is reversed. In some cases the young ask the old how to be hip, and Foote had that aura about him.

Noonan came off a bit uncool I suppose, but I attribute it partially to their different stations in life. Foote seemed basically a gentried man of leisure; you got the feeling that he was lord of the manor and set boundaries such that his free time - i.e. his time for his art and reading - was almost unrestricted. You could see him in the role of antebellum plantation owner rather easily.

Noonan's schedule would seem to be tighter (I think she was a working, single mother at the time) and although her work could be done at home she wasn't living on royalities. When to read becomes a more pressing question when time isn't unlimited.

Perhaps I'm misreading things (pun intended), but regardless I'll never forget that quizzical, uncomfortable look from Shelby Foote.
Yours, Mine & Ours

The gospels are so much of a piece and yet sometimes I have a tendency to compartmentalize, especially with regard to the material and the spiritual. The attitude of ownership in the material carries over into the spiritual. "This is my money, my body, my blog, my time, my books, etc.." (when they are actually God's) easily carries over into "this is my prayer, my work or my faith". To lose the ownership cast of mind seems to me not only a gain of freedom but is what Christ meant by "my burden is light".

Get Thee to a Shepherd

Bishops, even the bishop of Rome, have often been neither saints nor theologians nor biblical critics, and there's a pernicious tendency in this age of specialization to assume that if one has a spiritual or moral or biblical interpretation question then you go to either a saint or theologian or bible critic (presumably in books since most don't have access in the flesh) and not your bishop or priest. And yet this seems precisely why the Christianity is fragmented, her Body torn and insulted by so many heresies. We hubristically decide to use human wisdom in deciding to seek our self-appointed experts instead of God's appointed shepherds. A shepherd strikes me as being a generalist not a specialist and one who loves his sheeps, rather than an indifferent hireling. But most important is that having a shepherd, the vicar of Christ on earth, is what God intended, and the folly of God far exceeds the wisdom of man.
The Fall of the House of Fishwrap

I'm sort of hyp-mo-tized at how quickly the collective IQ of a newspaper staff can decline. Change happens, but I never seem to expect it to happen so fast. I need to re-read "Future Shock".

In the latest Dispatch, we hear the rather startling news that the vaccine Gardasil "has been heralded in medical circles as the first inoculation against cancer".

Good news!

Er, except that it turns out to be a gross exaggeration inside an oversimplication. It's not an inoculation against cancer. It's actually a vaccine to prevent HPV infection, which can sometimes lead to cervical cancer. My brother-in-law, who has an eleven-year old daughter, is none-too-pleased and he manages to pack more facts into one paragraph than most newspapers do in their full stories:
This issue has been misstated by the MSM where it is represented as an issue about sex rather than cost vs. benefit. This is a vaccine for 6 specific strains of HPV (over 50 exist) expected to prevent roughly 30 of the HPV infections in the U.S. It will cost 7.6B annually to protect the public against a disease that, in some cases causes genital leasions which, left untreated may in rare cases lead to cervical cancer. That 7.6B annually should be put to better use rather than lining the pockets of vaccine producers!
A couple weeks earlier he'd written me:
It makes sense for schools to require vaccines for measels, mumps and rubella, but not for genital warts, [expletive]! What, are we allowing the kids to have unprotected sex at school between classes?!?!? WTF?! Next they'll be listing condoms on a grade-schoolers required supplies list between the No.2 pencils and the 3-ring binder.
Chris decided not to waste his time and send his reply in. I wasted my time yesterday on a less worthy issue, refuting a Sunday Dispatch column which proclaimed that Americans voted for "civility" in '06.

I pointed out how he conveniently forgot about how Mr. Civility, Ohio Sen. DeWine, got dumped in favor of left-wing bomber thrower Sherrod Brown. If Idi Amin had a "D" next to his name, he would've beaten anyone with an "R" next to his name. A co-worker who is describes himself as an "Independent" told me that he was frustrated by the fact that he couldn't punish Bush for the Iraq war, so he was going to punish any Republican on the ballot. Very civil indeed.

I suppose the Dispatch gives aid and comfort to all the world's underachievers by showing that substandard work need never preclude a paycheck. (That wasn't very civil of me was it?)

UPDATE: Steven Riddle writes:
I've read about two dozen studies of what Gardasil actually does and how it acts and it turns out that Gardasil actually protects against a very small family of the HPV virus--this virus seems to be kind of the like the rhino-viruses that cause colds. However, it protects against the particularly form that is associated with the onset of cervical cancer. Now the kicker--the easiest protection against this form of HPV is to avoid promiscuous sex. Yes, indeed, it is another of the sexually transmitted dangers of the modern world. And it has long been known by doctors that the best way to reduce about 90% of the cases of cervical cancer is for those who engaging in
frequent partner changes to avoid doing so.
Continuing the Saga of That Last Post...

I managed to recreate the error (which looks like this by the way):



...by going to the SiteMeter page & clicking a link and then returning to my blog. Or at least that's the easy way to change the hose the page. Odd. Anybody know how to prevent this?

March 06, 2007

Resistance is Futile...

I tried to hide out, holed up, still fighting the War Between the States in 1870, but at last they got to me. Blogger that is. The so-called "beta" is no more. You will be assimilated, er, I mean upgraded.

The upgrade, like much that purports to be "progress", is a step back. I have that lil' acne scar now across the top, a little search banner that I didn't ask for. But the real nasty thing I've noticed so far, and the reason for this whine, is how when you cut & paste from another source, say a word document or the New Yorker, the apostrophes and dashes become metaphorized. Some sort of font problemo. Let's see if I can replicate it. Typed in: "This gum tastes funny." Cut & pasted in: “This gum tastes funny”..

Is there an easy way to prevent this? I'm thinking probably use Compose mode instead of Edit mode. I'll test that next.

Update: I can't seem to recreate it now. Here's another try: say “hi”.
Accidental prose-poetry

Almost like spam poetry... From this New Yorker column:

Presented with sample posts ("Classes suck," "Is Prince gay?"), Stephen Greenblatt, a professor who is the general editor of "The Norton Anthology of English Literature," was more optimistic. "There could well emerge, taken together, a certain accidental prose-poetry out of these brief notes," he wrote. "But Shakespeare it ain't. The short lines remind me of certain Dada-like moments in early Harold Pinter - or, better still, Charles Mee."
Sharply-designed online Catholic library...

...with searchable Catechism showing context. Here are the search results site-wide (not just the Catechism) on 'grace'...
    
The cover of the Scientific American was a genuine eye-catcher, with its picture of a skull and a screaming yellow 3,300,000 Year-Old Baby - what she means for human evolution...It seems the skull was related matrilineally to the famous Lucy, and what she meant for evolution was a renewed debate over the 'evolution' of walking upright. The prospect of knowing which monkey stood up first excites a certain kind of mind, but since my daughter's dog can walk upright whenever he smells food, I lost interest. Besides, I saw a bear doing it on TV the other night, and it seemed pretty effortless...I've always subscribed to the common trope that the scientists have their legitimate domain and we religionists have ours. They deal with things measureable and we don't. But after perusing these two magazines, I have concluded that a significant number of scientists are in fact religious fanatics, though in the course of discovering this I was forced to inadvertantly OD on Darwinism. They are not fanatics in the sense that they actually believe in a recognized religion, but in their inability to leave the subject alone...They get to say what they want about religion, but we don't get to say what we want about science. Mr. de Waal is allowed to see the shadow of human sociability in the animal world and promptly conclude that your uncle was a monkey, while you're reduced to the vituperative hope that he's a monkey's uncle...Someday perhaps one of you will write an article - "Why evolutionists should accept Christianity" - and submit it to Scientific American. It will not be published, whatever your credentials. - Bill Luse of "Apologia"

Walker Percy spoke of the plethora of life-affirming books in our culture; and where there is such a flood of materials affirming life, one can be sure there is a lot of death around. - "The Listening Heart" by A. J. Conyers via "Flos Carmeli"

The Antichrist presents himself as a pacifist, ecologist, and ecumenist. - Cardinal Biffi, citing the vision of the Russian philosopher Vladimir Soloviev

I'd rather have Chrysostom on Matthew than all of Paris. - bibliophile St. Thomas Aquinas

"For the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself" [sang Bob Dylan]..As such, it's a strange argument on the ears. Firstly, "self-pity" is more commonly put on the vice side of the ledger, rather than in the virtue column. Why would pitying oneself do anything to, let's say, arouse one's own love of God? Well, maybe the kind of self-pity being talked about here is not the kind you wallow in self-destructively, but rather that kind that is allied to understanding and compassion. To pity oneself can be merely to comprehend one's own mortal predicament. It's one that deserves pity. Another Dylan reference reflects off of it — one of his references in Chronicles to something his "grandma" told him. She had "instructed me to be kind because everyone you'll ever meet is fighting a hard battle." Everyone is fighting a hard battle. No exception made there for people who happen to have a lot of money, or good looks, or great power. According to grandma, they're all fighting a hard battle — everyone you'll ever meet. Including, of necessity, yourself. - blogger at "RightwingBob"

For our own true vocations there is no competition because no one else can do what we are specifically called to do. And if we fail to do it, it will be left undone. That is the meaning of vocation. - Steven Riddle of "Flos Carmeli"

Sometimes I wish I was out there saving the world, but I reckon a lot of the time I'm not doing it much harm, and maybe that sort of lack-of-evil is a kind of good (maybe all that is required for good to triumph is for people to do no harm). Other times, I wonder if we're all just shuffling deckchairs on the Titanic. Me, I'm going to be tap-dancing on the deck of the Titanic: if we're all going down anyway, I'm damn well going to make somebody smile as we go. - blogger at "shadows of echoes of memories of songs"

The poor teach us what our vices mean, because we have not the self-knowledge to see through the disguises we ourselves have given them. When we see the poor doing what we would not, let us not say, "There but for the grace of God (or family, social class, or education) go I." We must say, "There are my vices, walking." - Esolen in "Mere Comments"

A priest once told our congregation, "Lent is a time for feeling guiltiy for not feeling guilty enough." - commenter on "Curt Jester"

I've returned to my ancestral heritage in Reenalagane, which means point of the bushes. The stones of the house of my maternal great-grandmother still stand here. When I look at RossBehy creek and watch the tide flowing in or out, something knows this sight deep inside of me. When I look across Dingle Bay to the Slieve Mish mountains, I feel calm and at peace in a breath in an instant...My mother who was born and raised here does not feel that way at all. She does not see the colours on the mountain change with the light of the season, the day, or the hour. Perhaps it is because she laboured so much as a child, working the land, tending to the animals. She does not care for hill walking or noticing the tide. She does not find comfort there the way that I do. - blogger at "Jacquo a la blog"

You have to wonder what it means for her opinion of, say, human cloning for research. - Yuval Levin of "The Corner" on Hillary Clinton speech say that global warming was "tinkering with God's creation"

In the traditional practice of the Church Lent is about doing things, things that involve the body as much as the mind, that involve the exterior of your life as much as the interior. The three great practices of Lent -- prayer, fasting and almsgiving -- are three things you do. This is going to sound a bit strange, but my recommendation for this Lent is, in a certain way, to forget about your spiritual life -- by which I mean forget about looking inside at how your're progressing spiritually. Follow the Church's recommendation and do three things: pray, fast and give alms. - Fr. Robert Barron in "Stay With Us Lord"
Will & Diggins on C-Span

Amy Welborn's "Theory of Everything" post - about the tendency of things to go haywire - reminded me of something on C-Span last night. George Will was interviewing a Prof. Diggins, who'd written a book about Ronald Reagan. And Will was asking how it is that Reagan could be considered a conservative given that he had such a sunny view of human nature: how was that in the spirit of Aristotle and Augustine and Aquinas and Burke? Will said Reagan had Rousseauian tendencies (i.e. distrust institutions, get rid of bureaucracy and allow the natural goodness of people to flourish). The Founders had a much dimmer view of humanity given how many obstacles they put in the way of direct democracy. All the complicated checks and balances were there to protect the people from themselves and to prevent the powerful from taking advantage of the people.

Will wondered how much of Reagan's sunny optimism was picked up by George W. Bush; did Iraq reflects that faulty thinking that democracies are easily transported? (Although Diggins pointed out that Reagan was not one to exercise military power; Reagan pulled out of Lebanon and had a brief excursion in Grenada.)

It's interesting how Jimmy Carter tried to lead by telling the American people what the didn't want to hear - that there were limits to American power & to American use of natural resources. Reagan was allergic to talk of limits; he was an optimist, and one of the few people who saw that the Soviet empire would be of limited duration. How much of leadership is telling of scarcity and how much to inspire with a vision of more? Some presidents believed their job was to reflect the will of the people rather than to dictate things and others felt that leading means not reflecting but getting out in front. I've heard it said that leadership is figuring out where things are going to go and then getting just a bit ahead of the American people.

March 04, 2007

Interesting Ignatius Insight interview...

...with author/historian Lucy Beckett:
The great nineteenth-century Russian novels have qualities of freshness, immediacy and emotional intensity which make them, in my view, the best novels of all. It is a cliché, but nevertheless true, to say that Tolstoy was a writer of epic and Dostoyevsky of tragedy: I think Dostoyevsky the greater novelist because he engaged with deeper questions of good and evil, of temptation and suffering and innocence, and also because he really believed in redemption in Christ, which Tolstoy (who believed in the redemption of Tolstoy by Tolstoy) certainly did not.
China in the 1970s

There's a new book out about Nixon's trip to China and I paged through and read an interesting anecdote:

One Chinese official began studying American culture in order to be prepared for the trip (by the way I think the book also mentioned that Mao watched "Patton", Nixon's favorite movie, presumably in order to have something to talk about other than geo-politics) and asked his American counterpart what "Father, Son & Holy Ghost" meant in the song American Pie. In his reply, the Nixon advance team member mentioned Jesus and was astounded to find that the Chinese fellow had never even heard of Jesus!

March 03, 2007

Mexico Trip Log

Fatigue makes the past melt, like a Dali painting. Apropos of nothing I remember a cavernous old building made of logs that we visited a few times during the ‘70s. A child's senses are acute and I recall the deep tar fragrance, the same smell as an old wooden bridge on a country lane.


Crew mates on a '3-hour tour'

Another vacation memory was driving in Kentucky along highways blasted out of mountain sheet rock. I wanted to climb them so badly. Why go somewhere else when here was closer and better? Couldn't Dad just pull over to the shoulder and we could go exploring? That the mountains were sheer and unclimbable without gear didn't concern me. Man was made for earth and the idea of uninhabitable climes never made sense. The Artic was a figure of wonderment for that reason. I was relieved that it was far enough away so that no one could innocently cross over into the Artic by accident. As a seven-year old I was concerned about such things. What if someone missed the warning sign that said, "You are now in the Artic. You will die in this cold if you are not a penguin or panda! Go home!"

I am traveling a white dust path under a Horse With No Name kind of sun, on Friday, the last day of the trip. Crystals of lacquered sun bend down from the sky and hoover just above my bicycle. Potholes are scattered willy-nilly causing swerves and bronco rides. Lush thickets act as pickets on both sides and only rarely does a scooter or VW bug happen by. Isolated, I could be kidnapped by a bandito, perhaps the original Frito Bandito, but I care not since it's the last day of vacation.

An occasional dropsy-do, azure-blue butterfly 'copters by. Bush pillars stand covered with an ivy holding purple flowers to its breast; I imagine them Morning Glories since it is just after ten a.m. The ten kilometer path ends at a marina that has presumably seen better days: the rusting broken shell of a ship and an a broken down auto look vaguely menacing in the way disorder and poverty sometime seem. The water here at this inlet is full of clod-clouds, little brown buoys of what looks like semi-fermented sewage. It's the first time I'd not seen the crystal clear agape-agate Caribbean water in Cozumel, though far in the distance I can see topaz.

An iguana perches like an Aztec sun god upon his temple, the top of a stone fence. He has prickly cactus hairs that tuft about here and there and in the sun they look to be of the same reddish tint as certain varieties of Irish hair, those undarkened by the Iberians. On a deserted beach there are the ruin of Wilma's hotels and a forlorn marker to Cortes. In a land of Mayan chic there's little love for Spain.

Saturday - Day 1
Like painted kites, those days and nights - went flyin' by
The world was new, beneath a blue - umbrella sky
Then softer than, a piper man - one day it called to you
And I lost you, to the summer wind…


-- Frank Sinatra, "Summer Wind"
If I was Dawn Eden, the former professional clever headline writer, I'd have thought of a snappy title for how I got busted at the Columbus airport. I was thinking of some riff off the song "Four Dead in O-hi-o", like "Four Meds in O-hi-O" except it was only one med that I'd brought in my carry-on that got me in trouble, a gel for eczema. I was taken aside and tortured by a Jack Bauer figure. Bauer said he was doing it because I shouldn't be on vacation during Lent since there is nothing penitential about sitting in the sun or swimming in the ocean. My wife was sure – would've bet money - that I'd tried to smuggle a Guinness on board.

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Read some of Andrew Greeley's 1972 book on Jesus. Greeley is counter-cultural, even when the culture is counter-cultural. A natural contrarian, a lover of paradox. He wrote scathingly of Liberation Theology back then, back before rejecting it was made fashionable by John Paul II & Cardinal Ratzinger. I think he's the church liberal I most like because of his unpredictability and honesty. Cardinal Ratzinger has always struck me the same: unpredictable (except that he's always orthodox) and honest. Greeley writes that the test of faith, in the end, is something like this: "do we believe the universe is essentially benevolent?". And that a gigantic reservoir of good will is present even though we're mostly oblivious to it. It reminds me of how St. Therese of Lisieux wrote about a dream involving Venerable Mother Anne of Jesus, whom St. Therese had never invoked in prayer and was indifferent to. It seemed Mother Anne had an intense personal love for Therese and it hit the saint with the force of a revelation. Lest this only be the purview of saints, there's the story of a mafia hit man who had a near death experience of this tremendous outpouring unconditional love towards him and how it changed his life. To recall Flannery O'Connor, perhaps it's not that her character would've been a good woman if she had a gun pointing out her all of her life but if she'd known she was loved all of her life?

Prayer can seem a way of wooing God's love, as if he's a spurned suitor who now must be won back. It's true he is always the spurned lover since we are the transgressors and He is not, but that can leave us thinking we initiate when it is actually God constantly wooing us.

Greeley follows Bill Buckley's dictum of never being boring, with the exception of (Greeley's) fiction. A test for the novelist: would it be published if not for their fame in other areas? "Priest writes erotic novel" suggests that if he wasn't a priest it wouldn't have been published. Fairly or unfairly, I'm not too interested in Jim Lehrer's or Newt Gingrich's fictional efforts either. But how can you not like a priest who says he writes books because what else is a celibate of Irish heritage supposed to do? I'm not sure the subliminal principle is best resolved by writing sexy novels but I suppose it beats drinking heavily, the other Irish occupation.

Reading over the seemingly endless 1984 journal it seems I had an enormous capacity for recognizing my own specialness. Age, to some extent, tends to beat that out of you. It's interesting to read it to see where I was under-catechized. I'm impressed that I could be so edified by a fictional soap opera character; a few times "Hillary Wilson" of All My Children was singled out for approval. Seems I was very catholic, small ‘c', in my choices of gurus. Was there a saint shortage then or where they just too distance in time and place?

I got to thinking about role models and what impact John F. Kennedy had on American Catholicism. Was he a sort of anti-martyr? In his speech at Houston, proclaiming his independence, he said that he would not let his Faith impact his earthly duties as president. Saints seem to say the opposite – they would not let their earthly duties impact their Faith. St. Thomas More said he would not go along with King Henry VIII's divorce and died for it. Martyrs, in the eyes of the world, are discredited in the short run and credited in the long run. JFK was seen, in the eyes of the world, as the glamorous embodiment of Camelot in the short run.

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Bad Frommer's, bad. There were notes on spas and cybercafes, bars and hotels and restaurants, but not a word about the existence of a church in the Yucatan. Feed the body, not the soul is the message in Frommer's Guide to Cancun & Cozumel & the Yucatan Region.

Fourteen dense pages of Mexican history are included in an appendix and it's a pristine example of secular Know-Nothingism. Only one grudging mention that the country is Roman Catholic, and that is "softened" by an explanation that there is still a large amount of pre-Hispanic influence. In Cozumel I saw the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe in a niche on the side of our hotel, in local restaurants and elsewhere but the book doesn't even acknowledge the image's ubiquitous existence.

The picture on the front cover shows an empty chair on a beach in front of an aqua-marine horizon – they are selling a book to the masses by selling a picture of a solitude. But no beach really looks like that. I think we like the idea of solitude more than its practice.

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Hurry up and relax is no way to relax. This restlessness I intend to resolve by drinking copious quantities of Dos Equis Amber ("when in Rome…"). I considered the possibility of trying to get a third of my calories from beer during the trip. In the first hour I've had two beers, one cigar, one swim, and read one paragraph read from a beach novel. Part of it is due to the natural discombobulation at learning that I no longer had a working credit card. My visa was denied at the front desk when I tried to check in. We used my wife's, but I was worried someone had gotten the card (it has happened in the past) and charged it up to the limit. It's not like those charges can't be reversed, but it's the principle of the thing. You feel violated and it offends justice that the crooks always get away with it, at least they got away with the thousands of dollars they charged on my card last year. [It turned out my card requires that I notify them when I leave the country; by default all out-of-country charges are denied.]

There are Mayan ruins within day trip distance but I'm turned off the idea after reading that the original pyramids were gold-plated with stained blood from sacrifices. Gruesome, yes, but a whole different picture than the neutered stone now. Just as paganism is prettied-up by our society, pagan buildings don't look like the way they did then. If you toured the White House in the year 2525 and you saw it surrounded by forest and covered by scaling ivy you wouldn't be seeing the White House as it really looks and yet the 2525 visitor would think: "ah…so THIS is what the White House looked like!". Time-traveling isn't easy, unless you're looking at the moon or the ocean, both of which haven't changed over the millennia.

Sunday

A century ago an excavation uncovered a very old statue of Michael the Archangel and because it was found on his feast day the town and church were named San Miguel (St. Michael) in his honor - something you obviously won't read in Frommer's. The statue is in San Miguel's church today, above the altar and below the crucifix. Later there was an evening Mass with people spilling out in the streets and alley, making a kind of vestibule out of what was an hour earlier secular space.

We arrived around 8:30am for the 9:00 Mass after finding out that Corpus Christi's mass times were not what was shown on the masstimes.org website. There were already a dozen souls present, maybe more. I prayed for them, thinking the Mexican church might well end up being the evangelizers of our American church via Hispanic immigration. Readings in Spanish were handed out and we tried to follow them both in Spanish and in English (the latter I'd brought with me). The words of Consecration transcended language barriers.
Back at the hotel, Playa Azul, I go for a 3-mile run and notice a gila monster. Or at least that's what I decided to tell my naturalist uncle who likes to correct my naturalist errors. Why deprive him? It was actually an iguana, silver with vertical black stripes and a ‘gobble' under the neck. The real excitement was seeing what seemed to be baby barracudas in the water, at least that's what my uncle said they could be. They could also be tube fish. Barracudas sound cooler. The multisyllablic name is fitting for a fish with such teeth, like John Wayne Gacy or John Wilkes Booth or Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Monday
"Well I pulled out of Pittsburgh…" – "Six Days on the Road"
Slept like a rockasuarous last night. Yesterday I'd driven a seemingly Caliphate-era bike, rickety but with wide radial tires, and experienced the dislocation up & down parched roads full of life, walkers, scooters, autos, push-carts, bikers, school children in uniforms. The bike ride and snorkeling have their soporific effect.

We're going to scuba dive/snorkel tomorrow. The snorkel rental booth gal talked my wife into it. It's 9-4, a large expanse of vacation time, time that could be spent biking, running, drinking & reading & writing. So I have mixed emotions. The dive shop is "manned" by two German girls, one from Hamburg the other from near Berlin. The Berliner was friendly although it could be that I just pissed the other one off by attempting to speak German without a license. The Hamburg girl (Hamburger?) sounded like Arnold Schwarzneggar and I pointed that out. That she hates Schwarzneggar is predictable in hindsight. 99% of twenty-something Europeans think American Republicans are just below reptiles on the biological scale of likeability, movie star or not.

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Read some of Gopnik's Paris to the Moon book. Counterintuitively, retirement is less attractive to me now than it was when I was 25. Perhaps I've become too Americanized, too utilitarian. Gopnik insists the French, though hardly models of anything, have a different perspective than we do, although his categorization of American retirees is cartoonishly unfair:
"Retirement isn't scary here…[In America] it is the vestibule of death. In France there is no equivalent anxiety and there are no great Florida-style gulags for the elderly. One of the striking things about Paris is that it is filled with old people who actually look old: bent, fitted out with canes, but dining and lunching and walking their dogs…The humiliations visited on old people in America – dressed up like six-year olds, in shorts and t-shirts and sneakers, imploding with rage – aren't common here…".

Tuesday
"God-haunted, mother-approved." - anonymous
There was no way I was going to go scuba diving. My hard and fast rule is to never operate heavy machinery on the ocean floor. Google "snorkeling accident" versus "scuba diving accident" and see the difference. I'm not sure I like that my wife is doing it either but I figure she won't take undue risks, like trying to go down 1000 feet. She's a safe driver car-wise and there's probably a carry-over. She's definitely a mystery wrapped inside an enigma. Didn't want to go in the water on Sunday because there were "creepy things" in there, i.e. it wasn't a sterile environ. But I insisted she snorkel with me and she was hooked. There are pretty creatures in that water! Beauty overcometh much and her love for animals overcometh more. She later said this was probably her favorite vacation ever, which is saying something seeing how she's been to Hawaii a couple of times.

It was beautiful underwater; from above the water looks so opaque and empty but then you put your head in and it's like opening a lid – so much life and beauty. A metaphor of sorts; you can't judge an ocean by its cover. There was a vertiginous feeling to being so "high up", a sensation of flying. I saw a barracuda – the real thing this time – a pair of eagle rays, a nurse shark lying on the sandy bottom and a myriad of fish. My wife saw all those excluding the shark but including a giant sea turtle.

The dive master was gruff but loveable Don, ex-82nd Airborne and now itinerant wanderer originally from San Diego. He says we all come from water, presumably amniotic fluid, and so the fear is misplaced. The dive instructor, Alex, is originally from Munich Germany and says he'll never go back. He is patient and respectful, not disdainful towards rookies. He does not rebuff them in his strength, perhaps because he remembers he was once a rookie.

The snorkel/dive trip was partially a comedy of errors from my perspective. I acquired a severe contusion on my foot while trying to re-enter the rocking boat. Call it a snorkeling accident. The bruise is pink and purple and looks not unlike a tropical fish. Call it ‘revenge of the blowfish'. I've got my own toe tattoo now. During the 1 ½ hour trip to the dive spot I was repeatedly soaked by cold ocean water and then the second half of the trip I had to pee like a racehorse. So did the women, and they hung on to a ladder off the side of the boat and went. My naturalist uncle said that women can go much easier than men since there are far fewer muscles involved and thus far fewer to relax. Things you learn on trips.

The giving of tips to the boat captains & crew feels awkward, something to do quickly and unobtrusively as possible. I think it's a hangover from my old niggardly days when I'd wad up a $1 bill and hope it passed for multiple bills.

Steph, by contrast, is a good woman. She already has a total stranger at the hotel on her prayer list. He told her about his diving injury – the bends – and how he was paralyzed last week. Now he can get around but a doctor visits him.

Wednesday

Today's breakfast sight: a great-tailed grackle steals a packet of sugar from a table at the outdoor restaurant, rips it open and sucks up the sweetness. Yesterday's sight at a San Miguel restaurant: a wood crucifix with the corpus made of cutlery: a fork for the head, spoons for the outstretched arms.

Beach reads can be easy or tough to find. If you feel like reading, any will do. If you don't then you're a "fussy reader" and none will do. I don't like my decreased tolerance of "minutiae", be it for small talk or fiction reading. I began a popular novel and I can't get interested in the characters. Impatience I suppose. It's a scary thought but perhaps even readers need a reading fast from time to time. So I watch the sea and rest and scribble words and indulge my own form of minutiae: "crashing sea, clashing sea, potion ocean, briney lotion. Sea-burnt till surf-born wellness, agate es ihnen! He greets the morning sea, the morning lea, clouds scatter, dappled things: "imagine thanking God for spots!"... Chrome waters, sea-green eyes, chromatic sea the color of marbles and all manner of fish from white-sand cholers to rife-reef roamers. Fin-finescle, fin-finale, finiscules phantasia..."

I'd brought probably twenty or twenty-five books down but for a few days I felt like singing the literary equivalent of Bruce Springsteen's television lament Fifty-seven Channels but Nothing's On.

It's hard to know the jungle from the outside. From the periphery it may or may not be jungle. It could be one-dimensional; a screen, and you have to penetrate it to be sure. A few glimpses afforded inside show it unbelievably dense although total denseness would allow no views from the outside in. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote, "At the end of our knowledge, God is ultimately known as an unknown, because the mind knows God most perfectly when it knows that his essence is above all that can be known in this life." It's, in a sense, the opposite of an algebraic expression. X is unknown and we attempt to solve for it, thereby discovering X. Do we start, as children, with God as a known quantity and slowly unsolve for Him? "Neither a Catholic nor a pagan knows God as he is in himself," said the Angelic Doctor. Timothy Radcliffe O.P. says that Thomas ‘accepted defeat' concerning the question "what is God?" due to his respect for God's mystery.

On the fringes there are many iguanas, disconcerting for their ugliness though not in a scary way. Their cragginess and wrinkles and Jefferson Davis chins suggest age instead of malevolence. (The devil was envisioned as a smooth, unwrinkled snake after all.) True malevolents don't live long enough to see old age, Gore Vidal excepted (just a jest). It seems you have to age past youth in order to see youth – and feminine beauty – as ordered towards procreation. God made women so attractive to ensure that the earth would be fruitful and multiply. It can be a surprise to learn that a woman's breasts are intended not for a man's enjoyment but for nursing. To really be able to consistently see the ultimate purpose of things I suppose is a definition of wisdom. St. Dominic studied but did so only in order to convert heretics. As much as he loved study, it was a means to an end. "The Word Among Us" calls all our inordinate desires "bullies", and bullies do prey on the weak.

On the taxi drive home from dinner we experienced high performance auto racing. The woman tried to break the sound barrier. Afterwards Steph mentioned how fast we went and the driver smiled. She'd probably heard that before. On my bike rides around town I notice with distaste that the only signs that are in Spanish AND English say "No Trespassing", thus denying plausible deniability.

Thursday

A funny:

"What happened to your knee?" my wife asks another scuba diver.

"I had a meniscectomy."

"They're down there!?"

We were supposed to catch a flight today but everything's all bollixed up up Norte way. Six hours before the flight and the plane was already delayed and that was just the first leg of what would promise to be the more difficult Atlanta-to-Columbus connection. All-in-all it appeared best we stay down here another day, come what may in terms of expense. Fortunately the airline didn't charge us for skipping the flight today in favor of tomorrow. Fortunately we were allowed to stay in our same rooms one more night (a wedding party was slowly taking over the joint - a young couple was to be married Friday night here). We had to pay for the extra night of course but it beat spending the night in the Atlanta airport. Sprung with new life, we soaked in the sun one last day...

Epilogue: instant vacation nostalgia – just wait two days and add pictures. Guaranteed your muscle and skin memories will recall the sun, water and feeling of gargantuan quantities of time. Even the doors in the hotel room induce reverie. Remember that last night, when we walked to the end of the pier?