September 24, 2008

My Mission!
Me: "Hey honey, we have to take regular vacations, like as often as we can afford."

My wife: "Why?"

Me: "Because I have a responsibility for those who vicariously vacation through me! They are counting on us!"
Yes, I have to admit that vicarious suffering is not something I'm particularly good at, nor am I great at pentential suffering. But I am pretty good at vicarious vacationing (although I could always use practice in order to keep up with the Jeff Sawyers of the world).

So please send your vacation requests to me*. As I told a co-worker the other day, "I give and I give."

* - nowhere cold -- that would be vicarious suffering.

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