April 29, 2009

LustBeGon Now Available at Store Near You

New! From Ronco!
Studies show it prevents lust in over 90% of men!

Just in time for spring and especially appropriate for the Saturday pm Mass, this handsome, aerated, anti-lust blindfold is made with breathable microfibers.

For a limited time only, you can have your own LustBeGon for just $9.99, along with a free garden weasel as our way of saying thanks.

(Guide dog not included.)

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