If only these two dudes could parlez,
The Sheens (Bishop Fulton and Charlie).
Can make hedonists heal
And renounce their great love of John Barley.
Poor Charlie the enfant terrible
Is horny and drunken and feeble --
The dude's lost his way!
Perhaps old Fulton J.
Will pray him to health. C'est possible!
Poor Charlie, whose ways are obscene,
Is no kin to the late Bishop Sheen.
But of God he's a child.
May the Lamb, meek and mild,
Make him healthy & sober & clean!