March 04, 2011

Sheen Poems

Found from a private blogger who posts under the outrageous pseudonym Tristan de Night-Ouais:
If only these two dudes could parlez,
The Sheens (Bishop Fulton and Charlie).
Archepiscopal zeal
Can make hedonists heal
And renounce their great love of John Barley.

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Poor Charlie the enfant terrible
Is horny and drunken and feeble --
The dude's lost his way!
Perhaps old Fulton J.
Will pray him to health. C'est possible!

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Poor Charlie, whose ways are obscene,
Is no kin to the late Bishop Sheen.
But of God he's a child.
May the Lamb, meek and mild,
Make him healthy & sober & clean!

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