May 17, 2011

How to Extract Wife's Ring Size Info

(A Note to Self)

First, find proximate cause for inquiry, but mask it with leading questions.

Example: "Has the weight loss affected your ring size?" doesn't work because it's too specific.

A better method is more roundabout, requiring the patience of Job:

"Are you really still able to wear the same clothes after the weight loss?"

If yes then say, "does the wedding ring still fit?"

If yes then say, "that's good. I don't want no excuses for not wearing it!"

Then add, "Your shoe size is so small. Hey, speaking of rings, I bet you wear a small ring size."

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