July 21, 2015

Obligatory Weather 'Plaint

Weather reports are now changeless as God: rain, clouds, thunderstorms. They ought to do breaking weather news for sun, not storm, since rain is the default. I can see it now: The National Weather Service has issued a severe fine weather alert for Franklin and surrounding counties. Sunshine has been spotted thirty miles west of Columbus. In the event of actual sunshine, you will be instructed to venture outdoors…

Ah that's probably wishful thinking since the best we can hope for is a sunshine watch not warning.

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