Matt: “I did find it unlikely that they’d find some smoking gun where [Trump] sat down and did anything…Does Trump even send emails? Was there some meeting no one knows about with Putin? That seems unlikely. Separately, what it is they supposedly colluded on was a joke. ‘Oh yes they colluded to make fake Instagram accounts.’ Oh man…the Republic is really on its knees now. What if you found that he did call up Putin and said, ‘Can you make an Instagram account that tries to persuade black people not to vote?' What does that amount to? It was trivial.
And then of course the online people who are really interested in it, they just look like Benghazi nut cases and so clearly unhinged. It launched at least a dozen grifter careers."
Liz: “You also got stuff like ‘Have Yourself a Mueller Little Christmas-“
Matt: “Oh there were multiple Mueller Christmas carols. It was so cringe-y…”
Liz: “SNL had ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’…After the election SNL had Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton singing Leonard Cohen’s ‘Alleluia’.”
Matt: I thought that bit was really hilarious until someone was like, ‘no that’s not a joke’.”
Liz: “Yeah she was crying at the end, her eyes were kind of shining, ‘I told the truth’…”
Matt: I thought it was hilarious because it’s exactly how Hillary Clinton feels about herself because she’s such an egomanical…”
Liz: “So delusional.”
Matt: “And it’s like this victim posture.”
Liz: “Yeah how dare the American people fail her.”
Matt: “One of the most powerful human beings in the whole world-”
Liz: “God will be like, ‘You got to be Secretary of State, and a senator…”
Matt: “And she’s like, ‘I tried my best, I’m so weak’, but no. You should’ve crushed him. You had twice as much money as him and the whole media in your pocket and you still lost...The whole Mueller virus spread across the country. For example they had one poll question, ‘Do you think that Russian in collusion with Trump tampered with the vote tallies.’ 66% of Democrats said yes, that Russia actually changed the vote totals! So there’s literally a wild-assed overheated conspiracy that has spread throughout the Democratic body.”