Least Likely Bumper Stickers
"My other car is on blocks"
"My child makes average marks at Taylor High School, but he's taking Honor Level courses so the competition is tougher"
"My second cousin, twice-removed once played minor league ball for the Scranton Braves"
"My sister is a Green Beret"
"My Golden Retriever is neither golden nor retrieves"
"Bush or Kerry? They're both so good!"