November 16, 2004

Top Ten Signs You Are Too Into Politics

10) Mentally add ".org" when you hear someone say "move on"

9) Begin meetings at work with, "This is Tom, and I've approved this message".

8) Wake up in cold sweat after dream of "President Michael Moore"

7) More concerned with polarization in the country than polarization between family members

6) Know what RINO & CINO mean

5) You know Chris Matthew's wife's name  (Kathy)

4) You wonder if she's deaf.

3) You have carpal-tunnel from constantly refreshing the Corner's page

2) Favorite sport is detecting signs of media bias in Katie Couric

...(drumroll)... 1) You rally the troops with a "Dean scream" at local school board meeting

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