July 30, 2008

New from K-Tel! Only $19.95!  (plus $37.50 shipping & handling)

The Purgometer!

You own a pedometer, speedometer, chronometer, blogometer, but do you have the brand new Purgometer?

At the click of a button, the Purgometer will tell you how much you've increased your stay in Purgatory during a given day or week or month. It catalogs your sins as they are committed (now includes sins of omission!) and instantly your recalibrates the amount of fire necessary.

Of course, unlike a pedometer used for exercise, you'll want to minimize your Purgatometer number. But even if it gets high this can be a prod to increase charity for love "covers a multitude of sins"*.

* - (Loveometer sold separately.)

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