Mr. SpamMan

Inspired by Bill's post (sing to the tune of Mr. Sandman):

Mr. SpamMan
you're quite the dream
or more a nightmare
so it would seem.
You misspell words
to sidestep the filter
your own grandma?
you would surely bilk her!

SpamMan
you're easy to hate
you treat women
as if they were bait.
You offer drugs
that we've never heard of
and peddle lust as if a
proxy for love!

Mr. SpamMan
we're on to your game
you fill our inbox
without any shame.
Don't need your Cialis
or valium bliss
so go on packing
for you won't be missed!