Friday Funny

A blogger identifying himself as Mr. Eliphaz Oldenphat writes:

Mark Shea often blogs about the need for "jolly pride" -- for pudgy and portly types to be "out & stout." This Jolly Pride movement needs an anthem, it occurs to me. So I, Mr Eliphaz Oldenphat, have come up with a song to the tune of "I Am Woman." Here is "I Am Chubby":

I am chubby, see me bounce
Every pound, every ounce
And my belly turns to Jell-O when I laugh
I'm not thin, I'm not skinny
I'm a maxi, not a mini --
I am so big I'm a person and a half!
Oh, yes, I am stout
I am quite the hefty pack
Try to pick me up
You will dislocate your back
If I have to
I can eat anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am chubby!