June 29, 2009

Blog News

For Elena's mother: R.I.P..
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Former Anglican Fr. Jeffrey Steel seems to have swum the Tiber:
I am completely confident in my decision to become a Catholic and will happily write what I hope to be encouraging posts about the theology underlying my decision and the joy I experience at being a Catholic and many other topics including issues in apologia of my move.

Funny...

A National Review parody:

Sorry for the Absence of Late....

...I've been hiking the Appalachian Trail. Governor Sanford was supposed to join me...

Habemus Muttemus

Routine is valued in times of stress, as was experienced when, apropos of nothing we carried our dog on a bedsheet from an upstairs room this week. His time had come. The ticker tocked. The last sand granule in the hourglass had fallen. It was very sad.

Lots of reminders during the week; scriptural mentions of the “good Shepherd”, a locution that previously never recalled those of the German variety. All the sewn-in daily traditions were sundered, even those such as the touching way he barked outrageously when I ran by the front door in his agedness - why did I not take him on the run too? he barked. I thought, but did not tell him, that he was too old now and could not keep up. I preferred to leave him his illusions of youthful grandeur. So now to run by an empty front door was an almost physical pain even while knowing the Church teaches us to direct our greatest sympathy to humans, not animals. The experience seemed to conflict head and heart: heart telling me that this God-made creature had interwoven himself into our lives, head telling me to understand that the big danger these days is moving animals too far up the hierarchy, such as a substitute for children.

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My sense is that God likes artful coincidences since they bolster the faith of those already with faith without compelling or forcing it on those who don't. (Then it wouldn't be faith, after all, but knowledge.)

For example, witness the case today in which we go to the animal shelter and boldly choose a dog already 46 in human years and yet we do so because...well, I'll get into that, but the artful coincidence is that we got home and found in the paperwork the dog's birthday also happens to be my own, June 22.

Another example is how my wife saw a rainbow shortly after our dog's death, after being teased for years by her son concerning the "rainbow bridge".

And then the Mass readings Sunday caught my eye: "God did not make death...He fashioned all things that they might have being; and the creatures of the world are wholesome, and there is not a destructive drug among them."

Our sister-in-law's dog, who'd come to visit us, felt a wave of grief in my wife and cried in telepathic sympathy.

I take from all of this that God cares about what affects us.

So we headed to the Humane society on Sunday and I was trying to work up feeling for Great Dane mix who was a year and a half old but who seemed a bit fragile. They call the breed "heart-breakers" for their short lives and to start off 1.5 years in the hole seemed a lot.

There was another dog there, a shepherd mix named Buddy, purportedly 3 years old which to me was pretty much a deal-killer. My internal pain-minimizer strategizer said that we should buy a young dog, even a puppy, and thus put off the inevitable as long as possible. It's perhaps an accountant's sensibility, somewhat reminiscent of economist Paul Krugman's experation (of which I am sympathetic) at the overkill concerning the Michael Jackson coverage. "Doesn't this country know it has bigger problems?" he asks.

But one of the things I love about my wife is her capacity for optimism which I, as a pessimist, tend to regard as a capacity for self-delusion. Specifically in this case the belief that the next dog death will be easier. So here we are at the Humane society and we soon learn that Buddy, whom we have our heart set on, is six years old. My head immediately said "no". I haven't felt such cognitive dissonance since that Cops episode when the hot young girl turned out to be a guy in drag.

Like a game of chicken, neither Steph or I blinked. I figured if she can take the pain again so soon then so can I, especially since she suffered more pain. Thus pride goeth before the fall. Call it our own version of M.A.D. - mutually assured destruction.

It was irrational but then love is irrational to the self-protective. What is rational, after all, about creating creatures who you know ahead of time will literally crucify you? Ah but it is rational if rationality is defined as throwing away your life in order to save it. God defines rationality...and love.

Steph is the real deal when it comes to animal welfare that I think she was looking at it more dog-centrically. I was looking for the dog to minimize our pain, she was looking for a dog to minimize its. And she thought he wouldn't be adopted due to his age and shortly euthanized. (That he wasn't netured yet seemed to suggest a lack of confidence in his adoptability by the humane society.)

So, in the immortal words of Marty Brennaman, "it is what it is". Or, to paraphrase a famous phrase, Habemus Muttemus.

June 25, 2009

Pope John Paul II on Animals

Recap here:
John Paul II quoting from several verses of Genesis spoke of the Divine creative action of the Holy Spirit and said: "...in the account of the Creation, the way in which man was created suggests a relationship with the spirit or 'breath' of God. And one reads that after having created man from the dust of the earth, the Lord God "breathed life into his nostrils and man became a living soul".

The Holy Scriptures thereby make clear that God intervened by means of His breath of life or Spirit to make man a living soul. In man there is the "breath of life" which came from the "breath" of God Himself. In him lives breath which is similar to the very breath of God.

Then the Pontiff spoke of the creation of the animals and said: "In Genesis, Chapter 2, where there is reference to the creation of the animals, there is not given a similar account of their relationship with the divine spirit of God as is given of that relationship with man. From the previous chapter we learn that "Man was created in the image and likeness of God".

"However, other texts state that animals have the breath of life and were given it by God. In this respect man, created by the hand of God, is identical with all other living creatures. And so in Psalm 103* there is no distinction between man and beasts when it reads, addressing God: "...These wait all upon thee; that thou mayest give them their meat** in due course. That thou givest them, they gather: thou openest thy hand, they are filled with good."

The psalmist continues: "Thou hidest thy face, they are troubled: thou takest away their breath, they die, and return to their dust. Thou sendest forth thy spirit, they are created: and thou renewest the face of the earth." The existence therefore of all living creatures depends on the living spirit/breath of God that not only creates but also sustains and renews the face of the earth."

This affirmation of the Pontiff has aroused enormous interest the world over and has overjoyed many thousands of Catholics who for many years have been deeply concerned that the Church should reiterate and give back to animals the proper respect and moral dignity due to the animal world which is often discriminated against and long been considered inferior to that of men.

"This discourse by Pope Wojtyla is very important and significant" explains the distinguished theologian Carlo Molari who for many years has been Professor of Theology and Dogma at the University of Urbino. "It is a 'sign of the times' because it demonstrates the Church's desire and deep concern to clarify present confused thinking and attitudes towards the animal kingdom. There should be no need, but the Pontiff in reiterating that the animals came into being because of the direct action of the "breath" of God wanted to say that also these creatures as well as man are possessed of the divine spark of life and that living quality that is the soul. And are therefore not inferior beings or only of a purely material reality."

TRANSCENDENT BEINGS
"If one goes on to contemplate that the word "animal" is derived from that of 'anima' or soul, one understands, as the Pope explains, that animals are indeed "touched" by the first principle of life which is the Holy Spirit. But the intention of the Pope when he defines the animals as being composed of both body and soul is not only meant to convey their value in a metaphysical sense, but above all also in a moral sense specifically that we must respect all the creatures of God. Clearly therefore because the animal possesses the same "breath" of life as man, men must demonstrate proper and total solidarity with the creatures that surround him. He must keep in his mind that there is an animal life around him and at the same time must try to love and respect it. And perhaps the profound and true message of the Pontiff is that we must live in close harmony, and with love towards animals and all of nature surrounding us."

June 23, 2009

Spanning the Globe to Bring You the Constant Variety of Posts

Some people know they're on vacation when they're spread out on a poolside lounger drinking a pineapple cocktail. I know I'm on vacation when I'm huddled behind some bushes, hiding from my kids, so I can smoke a cigarette in the middle of the day. I like to smoke on vacation because it's the only thing that really distinguishes a vacation from any other day of breaking up fights and wiping bottoms, albeit in a different location. - Betty Duffy

One sometimes speaks of the proper time in life to read certain writers: no Hemingway after twenty, no Proust before forty, that sort of thing. Less attention is given to the best time of day to read a writer. The literarily omnivorous Edmund Wilson said he was unable to read the Marquis de Sade at breakfast. (I shouldn’t think he would go down too smoothly at bedtime, either.) Off and on in recent years, I have found myself reading George Santayana—the eight volumes of his letters, his three volumes of autobiography, his essays, and his one novel, The Last Puritan—directly upon arising in the morning....Not only did the happy anticipation of returning to him serve as a reward for getting out of bed, but Santayana’s detachment, a detachment leading onto serenity, invariably had a calming effect. Reading him in the early morning made the world feel somehow more understandable, even its multiple mysteries, if not penetrable, taking on a tincture of poetry that made the darkest of them seem less menacing. - Joseph Epstein on Santayana via Patrick Kurp via Bill White

[Rita] Dove has the supreme confidence that comes to most people only after a night of binge drinking, when they clamber up on a bar and launch into “Danny Boy.” - Logan's review in "The New Criterion" on Dove's poetry

The tattoos you see on female ankles today started among strippers. The earrings you see on men started among homosexuals cruising the bars. The baggy pants on boys started among prison inmates. So, whereas culture used to flow from the top down, modern culture flows from the bottom up. Trends that had their origins in the sewer end up becoming mainstream. - Jeff of Stoney Creek Digest

The best Catholic authors seem to say, "Yes, God is present, but you will have to find your own way to him." They can give you hints, weave a little story that enigmatically points to God, a lamb in wolf's clothing, but stop short of saying, "I'll take you to him." Leave that job for the clergy. It's what they're trained to do. There have been bold and holy people in my life who said in the bluntest most unveiled ways, "I will lead you to God." But I was also ready to be led. I was asking for it. Begging for it. The most effective Catholic literature when I did not yet know that God was what I needed, did nothing more than suggest that there is an alternative. - Betty Duffy

Cooking is an art, and defending it in utilitarian terms shocks my conscience as much as defending Mozart because it makes your baby have a higher IQ. - Eve Tushnet

Twentieth century American men and women have never been especially puritanical, but before the 1960s, they could be broadly described as being in possession of a bourgeois modesty that the porn industry and Hollywood labored tirelessly--and successfully--to subvert. - "Diogenes", via Terrence Berres

Faith alone triumphs, and faith is hard, dark, stark. To place oneself before what seems to be bread and to say, 'Christ is there, living and true,' is pure faith. But nothing is more nourishing than pure faith, and prayer in faith is real prayer. "There's no pleasure in adoring the Eucharist," one novice used to say to me. But it is precisely this renunciation of all desire to satisfy the senses that makes prayer strong and real. One meets God beyond the senses, beyond the imagination, beyond nature. This is crucial : as long as we pray only when and how we want to, our life of prayer is bound to be unreal. It will run in fits and starts. The slightest upset -- even a toothache -- will be enough to destroy the whole edifice of our prayer-life. - Carlo Carretto (1910-88) from Dylan of "dark speech upon the harp"

Live from the Equinox...

....it's expressionistic Tuesday!

A case of nostalgia takes over when even pictures of rest stops are taken:



...on the way to beach a couple weeks ago, whereupon even the journey there takes on a glow.



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Days long and soft as pigeon feathers glisten, listen, offer themselves up so generously like long vaginic legs. Thursday Eve gin'd and tonic'd me with plentiful muscular relaxers and pre-taxers, Guinness and rinse, rinse and repeat. Friday breakfast, then blur'd, frittered time till the short walk with Obi and hurry-scurry home for the 4pm departure to celebrate my sister's latest degree. Fatigue falls on Saturday and I slide into the hammock, vowing not to move come flood or high weather, and yet I do leave it to mulch the side and back beds and then later a dusk-run that filled with expiated stress. Sunday at alma mater church where the heart-softening process of Mass took place, even while it was punctuated with so many cringe-inducing Marty Haagen Dazs songs of such syrupy sweetness that one could feel the cavities cratering. Then a 2-day symposium that of necessity cut to a single day: the history of Miami, and what a joy it was, the sort of cocooning that I imagine philatelists feel. History, from this distance free of angst or woe, of political or religious controversies which soon begat thoughts of a return ala Douglas MacArthur... At 5pm the umbilical cord to mater was cut and on to the Father's Day celebration, one filled with joy and fun and which my sis provided us with great fodder given her seeming tall story of being in Vegas and being invited by the bandmates of Chris of Coldplay to join them for a drink while they waited for the start of a bachelor party. Did I mention, I told her, that I'd ran into his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, last week? Then saw the movie Pelham. Monday morning I woke early and couldn't resist heading to St. Thomas More's day (and my birthday) at Sacred Heart, although St. Thoms More was, sadly, not even mentioned. Then a little mom & pop breakfast place with Mom & Pop, a place that immediately won my affection by the religious iconography ("Last Supper" pics, Jesus, crucifix, etc...). Then a 15 mile bike ride to the historic old homes on Dayton, then back home...'Twas a full day in a full weekend.


...on the Friday hike, Obi jumped in a lake.

June 19, 2009

He's Not Perfect

Flygate

(Update: There are already 13,400 Google hits on 'flygate', proving the -gate suffix has jumped the shark.)

The Risin' Cost of Gettin' By

Gasoline`s in short supply
The risin` cost of gettin` by...
- Don Williams song
Well, this post's title is a misnomer because nothing in this post speaks of a necessity, nothing that is needed to "just get by". But one thing I'm surprised by is how we as a society have gotten so used to the idea of monthly charges. It leads to chronic underestimation of the true cost of things like iPhones, cell phones, cable television, satellite radio (although there is a lifetime plan), and other modern technologies. (One of the attractions of the Kindle for me was that there was no monthly charge.)

Monthly charges inflate the cost of your standard of living in a way that one-time purchases don't. They are gate-way drugs to debt. Sure, the monthly fees can be dropped in times of economic distress, but those losses are keenly felt. Who wants to go without internet service or cell phone service these days? And it's only because consumers put up with such plans and reward the purveyors of it, that they exist. And consumers put up with such plans because we can't afford otherwise. We're a nation of spendthrifts.

(A telling anecdote of our total inability to save: a twenty-something in town asked his girlfriend to co-sign on her own engagement ring. He failed to pay for the ring and now she's left with the debt. They've broken up.)

I remember how reluctant I was to sign up for the Internet because I was annoyed by the fact that you get charged every month for time immemorial. That is a very expensive proposition compared to a one-time fee. Paying only $30 a month for what was once free adds up to over $18,000 over a lifetime. That's one helluva expensive TV.

As this piece on the iPhone says:
"The phone cost is the least significant factor. Whether the 8GB iPhone sells for $200 or $400 subsidized or $400 or $800 unsubsidized only minimally affects your other out of pocket costs over two years."
Indeed the cost of a minimal plan over 2 years is $1440, not counting taxes and incidentals like a case, charger, etc...Pretty soon that adds up to real money. Just like with the federal government a billion here, a billion there starts to add up.

June 18, 2009

Random Thoughts

So, I tried to down more of the saccharine biography of St. Edward Kennedy. I collected a few groaners for review purposes even knowing it’s not worth to worry about it. The title is Last Lion after all, resonating as it does with Churchill. It's not the author's fault; it probably takes a hundred years after the death of the subject before biographies have a chance of being fair-minded. So I switched to the New Criterion article on the life and journals of Santayana and another on recent biographies of the fascinating Dr. Johnson and whether the cryptic “m.” in his journals refer to his bowel movements or masturbation. Tis all a bit unsavory, isn’t it? I should’ve stuck to fiction, such as Drood by Dan Simmons which I’ve now read as far as the free Kindle chapter will allow. Also read as far as The Rite: the Making of an Exorcist would allow, so those two are burning a hole in my proverbial reading wallet.

Walking about the pretty June streets today, I see Obama supporters calling for a grassroots energy plan. A paradox: a leader-supported-grassroots plan. The one pitching me gushed about Obama (I thought it sweet she’d thought that would sell me) and, Moonie-like, invoked his campaign saying “Yes we can!”. Certainly such enthusiasm for wind I’ve not seen since the last time I rolled down a window upon smelling a gaseous emission. I asked the tall pretty black girl if her group was for nuclear energy and she frowned and said “no!”, which, fairly or not, is my personal litmus test to tell if someone is serious about alternatives to fossil fuels.

But then I smile and think “utopians we’ll always have with us, and what is youth but idealism?” Illusions increase happiness. Sweetly they stand in the heat for hours, catching the eyes of passerbys and hoping for a fertile harvest of names and email addresses. It’s easy to see that man’s reason is fallen and compass astray given that a million unborn killed in the womb isn’t our greatest priority and that.even our dreamers don't have the imagination to see our youngest selves as worthy of protection. As the baseball philosopher/Reds broadcaster Marty B. says, "it is what it is."

The Hungry League

Occasionally (only occasionally), baseball is played when it's meant to be played - during the day - and sometimes I'll wander over to the ol' ball orchard on those days and take in a few innings of our minor league club the Columbus Clippers.

Watching from the outfield, I inevitably bond with the nearest outfielder given our similar vantage points. And inevitably this heretofore unknown player on the opposing squad ends up having an interesting story, in this case one filled with pathos and yet a sort of success despite the seeming failure.

Reading Dickens in Multiple Formats

From Ann Kirschner:

I decided to read Little Dorrit four ways: paperback, audiobook, Kindle, and iPhone.

It was often maddening to keep finding and losing my place as I switched from format to format. But as an experiment, it taught me a great deal about my reading habits, and about how a text reveals itself differently as the reading context changes. Along the way, I also began to make some predictions about winners and losers in the evolution of books.

Little Dorrit was an accidental choice, but I could hardly have done better. Its length, multiple story lines, 19th-century allusions, and teeming cast of characters helped me to test the functionality of different formats. Beyond the artifice of my reading experiment, though, please don't think that technology compromised my ability to appreciate this beloved novel, written in 1857 at the height of Dickens's power and popularity. Just the opposite.

I started with the paperback, reading in bed. "Thirty years ago, Marseilles lay burning in the sun. ..." As soon as I opened the book, there I was, encountering my name and my own marginal notations — "Sunshine that illuminates or blinds?" — from decades ago. That and the $2.45 price marked on the back made me more than a little nostalgic about my graduate-school days, when I first fell in love with the Victorian novel. In a book about how the present is haunted by the past, I was confronting my old self through the medium of the physical book, still in great condition, still fitting perfectly in my hands. How dare we think that anything could replace it? Impossible to imagine that any of these newfangled devices could last nearly 40 years. The perfume of old paper filled the air.

I could've stopped there.

...and Alan Jacobs:

It’s been about ten years since I’ve read Middlemarch — one of the two greatest English novels, the other being Bleak House, if you want to know — which means that it’s time to re-read it. All I had to do was decide what the delivery vehicle would be.

  • I have a Penguin Classics paperback, with a nice font and good notes.

  • I have a recent Everyman’s Library edition, which seems to be photo-offset from an old two-volume edition. Nice hard covers and a silk bookmark.

  • I have an old Oxford World’s Classics hardcover — small (4x6 inches) and blue, with very slightly yellowed pages — I picked up in Hay-on-Wye some years ago.

  • I had a Project Gutenberg version on my Kindle until I lost my Kindle, but I still have it available on my iPhone. (I could use the Kindle iPhone app or Stanza.)

  • And I could read it on my laptop, say with the Gutenberg text and Readability.

    This was actually an easy call for me. Want to guess which one I chose?
  • June 17, 2009

    Relapsing Synapses

    Looking out the window of a tall corporate-type building upon a roof undulating with held-rain shimmerimg under the influence of sun and wind and reminding me, in that puddle, of last week's ocean...

    Then the drive home from work today - alive, alive, oh! - with the good timey Ernest Tubbs-y music playing just as it did through the Carolinas on Saturday when time had been suspended and I could've driven forever, gobbling up highway and old songs like a glutton.
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    "Every nation has evolved its own kind of relaxation. Germany's relaxation is packed with trips, drinking, and regrets. America's doesn't exist. In the States, they even invented rocking chairs, so you can keep moving while you're sitting still. France's relaxation is languid. Britain's is deceptive. There are always minds at work in the English and Scottish countryside, even if there is no Wodehouse or Waugh to describe them...

    A beach in Italy is not just a prelude to the sea...it is a catwalk, a gallery, a gym, a track, a restaurant, a market, a workshop, a sauna, a reading room, a place of meditation...It's a crowded space where some people go to be on their own. It's a theater of familial self-sufficiency." - Beppe Severgnini "La Bella Figura"

    Fiction for a Wednesday

    I want to start a novel in a meeting just to say I started a novel in a meeting. And what better time could there be? It's an environment made for all sorts of projects: novel-writing, novel-gazing, improving ones penmanship, sketching the skyline of New York, checking the tread on your shoes.

    Meetings offer a boredom level rarely seen in daily life. It's a flavor of boredom that is extraordinarly rich but, paradoxically, not in the least excrutiating. Indeed it is almost pleasant. Like love, it is a place where reason can rest.

    Various satisfactions attend me, like coffee, warm as a woman's bosom, along with the familiar rising and falling of familiar voices. There is even inspiration.

    "Any questions?" our moderator asks after each speaker despite the fact that there's never been a question in any staff meeting, at least that I can recall, except for the ones I throw in for comic relief. Frankly, the lack of questions bothers me, seeming as it does an unanswered call, a missed opportunity.

    "Who won the Belmont?" I ask Nancy, and after receiving the answer from Brian I apologize for the question's non-relevance.

    The moderator smiles and forgives me and later again asks the question "Any questions?" (which I figure ought count as a question). Time after time, he asks it, with the patience of Job. It's a God-like expression of hope, that this time there will be a question, that this time someone was actually listening. I walk away a new man.

    June 16, 2009

    Eau, You Have Cats!

    Funny, though if it were real to actually buy this stuff seems just somehow wrong, like making love to a mannequin:
    Click to enlarge. Source here.