Written to a Nigerian Scammer Pastor Joseph:
Pasture Joe, thank you for your missive. As a fellow fiction writer, I feel a certain solidarity. Here's a poem I wrote for you:
"There is a land
where the men never grow tired
where the pounds shed easily
and the women all want you...
Where Nigerians offer you a cut
to free their money.
There is a place
called Spam."
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