Limerick
I once had a box full o' spam
interspersed with emails from Pam
I deleted too much
without meaning such
and now I'm in a bit o' a jam!
Foreign Leaders Support This Blog!
Mary McAleese, President of Ireland : "Mo sheacht ngrá thú!"
Cicero: "I applaud any blog that quotes my countryman Ovid."
Boutrous Boutrous Gali: "From a long-named man to a long-named blog - I salute you!"
Vladimir Putin: "Nyet!" (translated meaning, "I read him daily between my morning vodka and afternoon briefing on American progress tracing Saddam's oil contracts..")
....But of course you can't please everyone.....
Jacques Chirac: "It is not true that I profited from Mr. O'Rama in the 'Oil for Blog Posts' program."
Gerhard Schroeder: "I feel about him the way I feel about flat American bier."
Prime Minister Chretien: "I prefer Ono's blog."
O Tommy Boy
...the pipes, the pipes are callin'....from glen to glen and to the streets downtown....for I must go to Veteran's Memorial and drink a Guinness...
Oh to be a piper on St. Patrick's Day.
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