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Confiteor Meme



I'd hoped I was going to skate on this one, but smockmama got me. (Although it feels like Bill Luse already confessed for me. Good to see that semi- prefix. Bill's keypad to God's ear.) Without further ado!:

I confess...to telling telemarketers that my wife's deaf and won't be able to hear them

I confess...to telling telemarketers that I don't take telemarketer calls while in the act of taking a telemarketer's call

I confess...that "The Office" is my favorite TV show

I confess...to not knowing much of the Latin in the "Lamb of God" and fake singing the rest

I confess....that I answer memes sometimes because it gives me a feeling of superiority to those who are too cool to answer memes

I confess...to using the workplace printer to print personal stuff (which I've resolved to do no more)

I confess...to wanting to live out in the country but for some wrong reasons, i.e. peace, lack of neighbors and noise, lack of interruptions, etc...

I confess...that parts of the gospels are scarier than any horror movie

I confess...to being unsure where to draw the line between the "ick" of too much personal information proffered to strangers on the 'Net and too little, i.e. in the form of lacking humanity (i.e. Mr. Spock)

I confess...that although hard work purportedly never killed anyone, I normally don't take any chances

I confess...to dismissive, condescending thoughts towards liberal Catholic bloggers/writers

I hereby meme Andrew Sullivan, Jonah Goldberg and Richard Neuhaus. Yeah, I won't be holding my breath...