Written after noting that every poet's website is accompanied by leftwing ideology...A Conservative Poet
(- and other oxymorons)
"A bloggin' poet I shall be!"
I said to all who wouldst read me
I called up Local 53
and asked what they would need to see.
They said I wasn't qualified,
They said George Bush I deified,
For Politics they reified
I was a con they neo-fied.
I felt as lonely as a cloud
a rightwing poet yet unbowed
chastened, yes, but still not cowed
I could not be a Maureen Dowd.
So to eyries I did repair
to ply the trade without a care
my porridge seemed a meagre fare,
did Politics myself ensare?
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