From The Corner:A doctor, an architect and a lawyer debate whose is the oldest profession.
"Medicine," said the doctor, "is the oldest profession. After all did not God cause a sleep to fall upon Adam at which point he removed a rib and fashioned it into Eve? Was this not the first operation with anesthetic. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
"Not so fast," replied the architect, "What about a week earlier? God created the heavens and earth from primordial choas. This was clearly a giangantic act of design, therefore architecture is the oldest profession."
"Wait," said the lawyer, "Who do you think made primordial choas?"
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