September 04, 2008

Conventioneerin'



The Ballad of Sarah Palin (to tune of Jed Clampett):

Come and listen to a story about a gal named Sarah
An Alaska mountaineer always kept her family fed,
Then one day McCain was lookin' for some help,
When out from the brush came this hockey mom...

Reformer, that is, and mother of five...

Well the first thing you know ol' McCain's a millionaire,
Voters said "Hey where'd you find that girl?"
Said, "Washington is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and headed to D.C.

The White House...1600...Pennsylvania...


Mark of Irish Elk has some fine convention round-up lately, including one post with the line: "If you must weep, weep in the cuspidor" before quoting some of the Kos haters.

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