November 13, 2008

This Just In...

There is something slightly mortifying about skipping in an estrogen-soaked pool while raising "your hands in the air like you don't care" to quote an old '80s song. But that's the essence of water aerobics, with the added discomfort of passersby getting their pound of eyeful. But mortification is good for the soul and though it doesn't look gay* for women to do these things it's cringe-worthy in a guy so thus my attempt not to look at my brother-in-law, the other dude in the pool, lest I be confirmed in that opinion. I'm just glad there are no mirrors in the pool area.

* - NTTAWWBGUYAOI applies (i.e. not that there's anything wrong with being gay unless you're acting on it).

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