I upgraded my Babylon Bee subscription and they gave me “headline writing rights”. Which means I along with every other schlub can offer headlines which then get voted on Slido-style.
Here are my potential entries…so far I’ve entered only the first two. Gotta spread the wealth:
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Minnesota Cop Used Lethal Force So Cleveland Indians Had To Change Their Name
Congress Gives Self 21% Raise To Offset Smaller Future Insider Trading Profits
Justice* Ketanji Brown’s Nameplate to Sport Asterisk Saying “Sex & Color Aided”
Trump Didn’t Make us Tired of Winning But Always Being Right is Getting a Little Boring
Male Swimmer Lia Thomas Would Be More Entertaining With a Falsetto
U.S. Elites Found to Have Been Flirting With Ukraine For Years, Hinting at NATO Marriage
“American Hero” Job Has Been Outsourced to Zelensky
Six out of Ten Americans Would Prefer Ukraine Over West Virginia as U.S. State
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