January 16, 2024

Imagining what Trump Would Say on Potential VPs

Kari Lake: Love Kari, but too much like me, too polarizing to be on ticket. 

Tulsi Gabbard: Hot-looking, good energy. I could see her as VP. Got enough gray in her hair to add gravitas.

Tucker Carlson: No one casts a TV star as VP.  Only one alpha dog on a ticket. 

Dr Ben Carson: Good guy, if a bit low energy. Jeb with dark skin? 

Vivek R.: I like Vivek. He’s said good things about me. Not quite seasoned enough. 

Kristi Noem: Kristi is a definite possibility. We’d make a nice couple, I mean ticket.  

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: I’ve worked with Sarah in the past. I’m looking for more pizazz though. 

Nikki Haley: My base would never forgive me.  

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